When I was a child, Seders seemed to last for eons. All my mother's family — my parents, my two uncles and their wives and children — were always present, because anything bubbe hosted was a command performance. The good linens, china, and silver made the table gleam under the light of bubbe's two candelabras.
We children were excited beyond hysteria until the ceremony began, and we were forced to come to the table and stop hanging upside down from the sofa, climbing the walls, and knocking down the furniture. I particularly enjoyed the presence of my cousins because I was an only child at the time, and lonely. My eldest cousin, three and a half years older than me, was a goddess of sophistication to me. Her brothers were rowdy playmates. Uncle Doc's little girls were too young to play with, but they were mighty cute and dressed to the nines.
Once the youngest child present had recited the four questions, the prayer competition began. Both my uncles and my cousin Bernie read the Haggadah aloud, individually and in Hebrew as quickly as they could. The conversation went like this:
Uncle I: It's time for the first (or second, third, or fourth) cup of wine.
Uncle II: I haven't gotten there yet. You read too fast.
Uncle I: It's a long service.
Uncle II: All right, all right. Come on everybody. Drink the fourth (or third, or second) cup. Where's the bottle? Pass me the wine, somebody.
They raced through the prayers and then had to stop and wait impatiently for the others to catch up. It was rather like riding in a car that alternately sped up and stopped dead, causing you to lurch forward and back.
Meanwhile, my cousin Sam, and sometimes one or two of the other children, would drink too much wine and slip quietly to the floor. It taught me the meaning of drinking yourself under the table. After a brief nap, the culprit would re-appear, refreshed.
Article comments
1 - Ruvy in Jerusalem
My wife sat next to me reading this aloud, Miriam. Her first comment when she finished was, "it's so nice that we only have to have one Seder."
And as you know, I'm sure, in Israel we only have one Seder.
And I agree. All this cleaning and changing dishes, and buying special foods that we would not think of eating during the rest of the year - like a hard cracker that doesn't even taste as good as the box it comes in!
On the other hand, PessaH gives us a chance to clean out the house, getting rid of all the crap we should have dumped months previous.
On the third hand, it is so much nicer having a Seder here in Israel, ending it with "Next year in Jerusalem rebuilt!" We look out over the view of our ancient Land, sitting sodden with wine, belching our satisfaction at having finished off another huge feast, dreaming of the golden Temple of the days to come - soon.
Have a happy Passover in Joizey. But one year, try doing it here. That's what we're supposed to do, you know.
2 - miriam
Thank you, and a happy Passover to you! (If you live through it.) I'd love to spend it in Jerusalem.
3 - miriam
Ruvy: It was nice to read your comment. I indeed dohope someday to visit Jerusalem.
4 - Brunelleschi
Jerusalem=Disneyland for the faithful.
Whatever you want to believe before you go, you believe it more afterwards.
If you didn't believe before, you will be glad you don't once you see the circus.
I felt much better about my atheism after seeing it, and I felt pretty good about it to begin with! Still its a must-see.