When I first learned about Fast Seduction 101, I was a bit disturbed by the idea of women being manipulated by a set of rules. This website gives you tips on breaking the ice at a party (a Pez Dispenser works every time), and even provides a play-by-play of different scenarios that help the average guy to trap and lure beautiful women.
Impressively, you can even register on the PAIR database (Pick up Artists International Registry). If you are visiting a new city, a wingman is only a mouse click away.
After viewing the website, I started to understand the underlying themes, and I can’t count the many times that a guy said to me “Women need to come with a book.” Also, we women have several of our own manuals: Date Like A Man: What Men Know About Dating and Are Afraid You'll Find Out, or Why Men Love Bitches, and my favorite, Drama Kings.
I decided to run this website by a few of my male friends, out of curiosity for their reactions. As I thought, they all started to tell me about how silly it sounds, but they couldn’t stop reading it. I asked some guys to try it out on the playing field, but they all claimed to have their own technique and didn’t need any self-help guides. I didn’t buy it though, and I wouldn’t be surprised if they all signed up for the PAIR program when I was gone (and I wouldn’t blame them).
I started thinking about making my own website with tips on how to seduce men. Then I was reminded of the joke:
How to impress a woman: Wine her, dine her, buy her flowers, and tell her she’s beautiful. How to impress a man: Show up naked.
I was stumped for ideas, because as much as I would love to start a website war, every guy I know is different. It’s funny how the Internet can bring out our competitive sides. At least I know how to lure my boyfriend. Apple pie works every time.