DJRadiohead Podcast Experience Episode 9: Deck The Halls With Balls of Fuck

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Let the fucking begin! It's Christmas time in DJRadioheadLand. The gauntlet was thrown down in the form of my first video.

For my judgment cometh, and that right soon. Santa DJ has filled his bag with fuck and lumps of fuck. Fucks for the good girls and boys. Lumps of fuck for the wicked. Be forewarned. I named names. Some of you criminals got some free promotion in this Episode 9 of The DJRadiohead Podcast Experience. In other words, this episode is perhaps the most self-referential to date. There are several inside jokes and obscure (inane) references.

We'll laugh. We'll cry. We'll fuck. OK... not really. But FUCK will be spoken. We'll speak of Sir Isaac Newton and gravity. Your spirits will rise. The children will sing. Peace will return to the valley. Rock the world on high.

No DJRadiohead Podcast Experience is complete without great music. Great music is provided. I have that covered in spades. I don't know exactly what the fuck that means but we are just going to go with it.

Merry Christmas. And a Happy Fuckin' New Year!

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  • 1 - Mark Sahm

    Dec 22, 2005 at 10:09 pm

    Cash and prizes? Oh you silly fucker. I consider us even in the podcast pollyanna.

  • 2 - Mark Sahm

    Dec 22, 2005 at 10:29 pm

    For the sake of that horror story, I will make you a slow motion sound effect. Poor poor Phoenix.

  • 3 - Mat Brewster

    Dec 22, 2005 at 10:35 pm

    Downloading now. I'm all a tingle inside.

  • 4 - Mark Saleski

    Dec 22, 2005 at 10:41 pm

    all hail the balls of fuck.

    i will be downloading tomorrow.


    wahoo!!

  • 5 - Mat Brewster

    Dec 22, 2005 at 10:54 pm

    Poor, poor Phoenix indeed. I still don't know whether to laugh or cry or f'ing puke over that story.

    The Mark Lanegan song is pretty stinking brilliant.

    ...still listening...

  • 6 - Mark Sahm

    Dec 22, 2005 at 11:18 pm

    Good job, DJR. Nice mix of music and talk material. I laughed many a time. Don't shortchange your production, it worked quite well. Thanks.

  • 7 - DJRadiohead

    Dec 23, 2005 at 1:57 am

    Mr. Sahm, I really do appreciate the hell out of you listening and giving the comments and compliments. Funny thing about your mention in the podcast. The "slow motion" speak was something I did sort of impromptu. Right after I said it I realized it was a really shit sound effect and Magic Junk just popped into my head. That part of mentioning you was all just ad lib/impromptu. I really do think you do a magnificent job of producing.

    R.I.P., Phoenix. Again, thanks.

    PS - You sending me Chuck Berry?

  • 8 - DJRadiohead

    Dec 23, 2005 at 1:58 am

    Brewster, many thanks for checking out the podcast. I, myself, am still at a loss. I am somewhat shocked I handled the 'incident' as well as I did.

    The Lanegan track made my jaw drop the first time I heard it. I cannot wait for that full album next year.

    Again... thanks for checking it out and looking forward to hearing from you, Saleski.

  • 9 - DJRadiohead

    Dec 24, 2005 at 2:48 pm

    I believe it might have been, in retrospect, a mistake to release the video and the podcast within mere hours of each other as the one seems to have canabalized the other. Pity.

    It's just I am incapbale of getting things done in any kind of orderly fashion. It's always in fits and starts and shits and damns and fucks. Anyway, I hope some more folks will find this and the video and watch them both as a festive part of their festive things and shit.

    Thanks to everyone who has to this point checked out one or both of them.

  • 10 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Dec 26, 2005 at 8:58 pm

    downloading now DJ. "deck the halls with balls of fuck" is the best tagline thingy i've ever read in my life.

  • 11 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Dec 26, 2005 at 9:47 pm

    DJ, this is your best podcast yet, man, far as i can tell. I'm only half an hour in, already it's alive wi glorious hilarity. an thank god you offered me BOTH as my christmas gift, i was goin out my mind worryin bout what i'd have to do. I'd agone wi Kirsten, but still, i'd a been lamenting the lack a Conor.

    and it wouldn't be right if i didn't disagree wi somethin - gwen stefani's record is a work of genius!

    haha "pipes of fuck". this rules.

  • 12 - DJRadiohead

    Dec 29, 2005 at 11:59 pm

    Duke, your generous words of praise are always appreciated... even if they do make me more insufferable for other people on account of the bloated ego.

    I know we don't agree on the Gwennie bit. I have to say... again... I appreciate the praise but I also enjoy when someone takes issue or offers words of a different view. Totally cool, far as I am concerned. At least I promised to no longer refer to lovely Conor as a cunt in the pejorative. That has to count for something.

    I have already started sketching out ideas for the next two episodes. Probably going to be something on the lines of putting 2005 to bed and listing the shit I liked. As many fucks as I fling, believe it or not, there are things I liked. Go figure.

    Thanks again for checking this out.

  • 13 - Alisha Karabinus

    Dec 30, 2005 at 7:45 am

    Doooooooooownloading now (I'm late, as usual... is it still fashionable?)

  • 14 - Alisha Karabinus

    Dec 30, 2005 at 7:46 am

    oh, look! I HAVE TWO TO LISTEN TO! Merry Xmas to me!

  • 15 - DJRadiohead

    Dec 30, 2005 at 10:28 am

    I told everyone the bags of fuck were quite fuck-filled. Hope you enjoy the podcast and the video. I will look forward to your comments and seeing how you have hijacked the thread when I return from SoCa...r. SoCar. I know... the cool people went to California. The wife to whom I am married and I are going to see friends in South Carolina. The opposite direction. Woohoo. At least on New Year's Eve I should be lubed to the point of not knowing the difference.

  • 16 - DJRadiohead

    Jan 03, 2006 at 4:04 pm

    UPDATE: I managed, through the generosity of the people in my life, to acquire many of the items in my Christmas list this Christmas season. Amazing.

    The Chuck Berry Box Set is on the way!

  • 17 - The Audio Butcher Union

    Nov 04, 2006 at 1:17 am

    This is an official notification that you have been sampled for usage by the Audio Butcher Union.

    Have a juxtaposed day.

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