Disturbing the piece: on receiving oral sex in public in Virginia

This morning's Charlottesville Daily Progress brings news that a 21-year-old woman found receiving oral sex in her car at 3 a.m. on January 29, in the parking lot outside her apartment building in Newport News, Virginia, has been charged with a felony under the Crimes Against Nature statute.

Her boyfriend was arrested and charged as well.

Virginia's Crimes Against Nature law states that people can't have oral or anal sex, whether homosexual or heterosexual.

The law doesn't specify whether the sex is illegal in public or in private.

Under an agreement with prosecutors, the man pleaded guilty Monday to the lesser charge of indecent exposure. The woman was offered the same plea.

If she chooses to go to court and fight the original charge, she could face up to five years in prison.
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I am reminded of a joke I once heard.

Two people are fucking in a car in an apartment parking lot.

A policemen comes over and shines his flashlight on them.

The girl, enraged, lowers the car's window and screams at the policeman, "I'm making a citizen's arrest - of you!"

The policeman says, "Oh, yeah? What's the charge?"

The girl says, "Disturbing the piece."

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