• PROPOSAL NO. 4 — David Blaine plays Grand Theft Auto for six straight days, actually trying to beat the game and not just steal cars in order to run over old people.
• PROPOSAL NO. 5 — David Blaine dons a Philly Phanatic mascot suit doused in deer urine, camps out in the forest for 18 days.
• PROPOSAL NO. 6 — David Blaine lies in a sauna for 16 days, then dives into a wading pool full of raisins, with which he is scooped and poured into a bowl of giant cereal; he stays there for eight days, and after the elapsed time, he's the only thing that isn't soggy.
• PROPOSAL NO. 7 — David Blaine sits through an entire screening of Kevin Costner's The Postman, followed by a Dane Cook comedy routine and a mime opera.
• PROPOSAL NO. 8 — David Blaine disappears from the spotlight for 20 consecutive years — longer if needed, or if the public forgets about the stunt.
Article comments
1 - Brad Laidman
Are we that stupid that we would fall for a trickles magician?
Yup
I choose the tilt a whirl
2 - Joanne Huspek
I vote for Proposal 7 and 8.
3 - Phillip Winn
7 seems like the hardest, but 8 is the most appealing for the rest of us.
4 - Bog Trotter
David Blaine Plummet to Certain Death
David Blaine Hanging Upside Down on Fire
David Blaine in a car crusher
David Blaine smiling
David Blaine drowned
David Blaine mauled by Lions
David Blaine stops being quite so creepy (sex pest creepy, not Scooby-doo creepy)
David Blaine the Human C4 Bomb
David Blaine watches TV for a bit...then gets up to go to the toilet and have a snack
David Blaine finds the card you picked
David Blaine in the CERN LHD
David Blaine on viagra and poppers in a nunnery
David Blaine cryogenically frozen - forever
David Blaine going over Niagara Falls on a lilo
David Blaine doing something worthwhile
David Blaine the Firing Range Target
David Blaine goes back in time and goes out partying instead of being alone in his room learning crappy card tricks.
David Blaine pulls a rabbit from a hat
David Blaine Handcuffed to the Train Track
David Blaine the Human Cannonball
David Blaine the human...
David Blaine releases a dove from a handkerchief
David Blaine in an Airtight Box Over Hyde Park
David Blaine blasted into deep space
David Blaine Naked in a Blast Freezer
David Blaine Inside a nuclear reactor core
David Blaine gets a life and finds a nice girl
David Blaine under 100 tones of Readymix concrete
David Blaine re-enacts the final scene in The Hitcher
David Blaine takes a massive LSD overdose somewhere reaallly busy
5 - Matthew T. Sussman
You've ... wow.
6 - Jordan Richardson
David Blaine's finest illusion has something to do with Sarah Palin and the fact that he is her. I'm not giving away the ending, though.
7 - A Magician Named GOB
I'm all for the tilt-a-whirl, though I think the food should be raw eggs and castor oil.
8 - A Magician Named GOB
That's quite a list - what will he have left to do after that? Cut a crappy rap album and bomb a few movies, I guess.
9 - mary
who do u think he's kinda hoT ,yeah?
10 - Phillip Winn
Mary (#9), no.