"Dating to Save People from Hell" is its tagline.
From the homepage:
- Hello my name is Tamara! As you can probably tell, I'm a Christian who loves Jesus and cares for all humans, even the wicked. What you probably don't know is that I'm hot. My picture below isn't really that good. I want to use my beauty for GOD, and want to encourage my sisters in Christ to do the same, according to the Great Commission.
Well, girls - you heard her.
Tamara goes on to say, "I created this web page for information regarding the calling of Missionary Dating."
"I've outlined a few tips to help you date cute heathen guys, step-by-step."
So what's keeping you?
I love the term "Missionary Dating," I must say: definitely one for the permanent file.
Article comments
1 - Steve S
OMGosh, that site is so hysterical. Did you check out the forums?
"Come on ladies, gang save me!"
"Is anal only a partial save?"
2 - Eric Berlin
I feel somewhat obligated to re-copy here the:
10 Tips for Effective Missionary Dating
1. If he tells your that you are hot...
Tell him God made you hot.
2. If he wants to hold your hand...
Give him a Bible.
3. If he tries to get closer...
Tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.
4. If he asks to pay for dinner...
Remind him that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe!
5. If he reaches his arm around you...
Tell him that nobody will ever be as close to you as Jesus is.
6. If he tries to kiss you...
Remind him that a kiss killed your Savior.
7. If he asks to come inside...
Ask him if he has asked Jesus to come inside his heart.
8. If he tells you he loves you...
Tell him that Jesus loves him.
9. If he gets angry that you won't put out...
Clarify to him that W.W.J.D. does NOT mean "Who would Jesus Do."
10. After you dump him...
Tell him that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake him.
3 - Eric Berlin
Now that's just solid advice up and down the board.
4 - Katharine Donelson
They have t-shirts! And, correct me if I'm wrong but I thought the whole point of dating was to spend time with someone you don't know very well but that has similar interests. Or, to get laid.
5 - Al Barger
This reminds me of The Pearl, a Victorian English underground erotic magazine.
One of their main running serial stories involved something called, I believe, The Secret Order of Sister Bridget. They were a clandestine order of Vatican approved whore nuns, given dispensation and forgiveness before the act for any carnal sins they commited in winning the allegiance of influential men for the church.
6 - Eric Berlin
Katharine - I've heard dating for both works as well.
Al - Were the stories in The Pearl fiction? Naughty...
7 - Al Barger
I would presume them to be fiction, but how are you going to fact check stuff that old and private? Truth is often stranger than fiction, as they say.
I just know that it was some hardcore porn, far better text-based smut than the Penthouse Forum. It was certainly titillating to my impressionable teenage mind.
8 - DrPat
I knew a Campus Crusade group at Mines that tried this one year. They might have been more successful (there were so few women on the campus then, and several were in this group). But either they were focused on the wrong knowledge, or the power of prayer was less than the power of study. They all flunked out that semester.
We had to make do with the gals from the nearby JC instead. That's Junior College, not the other JC...
9 - alienboy
so carrying out the work of the lord means lying to and emotionally manipulating people in a cynical and calculating way..?
gotta love those christianos
10 - Dave Nalle
We used to have a crazed street preacher at UT who went by the name "Sister Cindy" who claimed to be a prior prostitute and drug addict who had been 'revirginated' by Jesus and who could help other fallen women do the same. She actually claimed that Jesus had physically made her a virgin again. But then she was crazy as a shithouse rat;
Dave
11 - rocks!
looks like date to save officially rocks now!
12 - The DH
Excellent Advice. I think that in addition to this website everyone will find this enlightening.