Darth Blogger

Having just been rebuilt in snazzy new black kit, Anakin has found time to keep a blog:

Darth Vader is an immaculately conceived knight-bastard imbued with magical powers who rules the known galaxy at the right hand of the merciless and brilliant Emperor Palpatine I. Though he maintains palaces on both Coruscant and Vjun, Vader spends most of his time travelling aboard Executor, the flagship of his deadly pan-galactic armada. He enjoys fixing things, listening to music, and crushing people's tracheas with his mind.

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Article Author: Greg Smyth

Greg Smyth is a freelance pop culture writer and has written for the likes of NME, Plan B, Alternative Ulster and a host of others. He is currently based in the North East of England and lives on a diet of tea and vitamin tablets.

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  • 1 - DrPat

    May 24, 2005 at 1:37 pm

    This is hi-bloody-larious! Very diary-of-a-tyrant, complete with entries about Ewok Cookouts and visits from the Emperor.

    I have spent the day touring our facilities on the Sanctuary Moon from which we emit the invisible energy-condom that protects the still incomplete Death Star orbiting above...


    Thanks, Greg!

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