Courtney Love To Whitney Houston: Crack Is Whack, Time to Dump the Hack and Get On Track

Wayward songstress Whitney Houston appears to be finally coming out of her drug-induced coma, and may even be on the comeback trail. And who better to help you clean up your act than repeat-rehabber Courtney Love, who has had more comebacks than a flight attendant. 

According to Us Weekly, long-time Houston mentor, music mogul Clive Davis, and former Hole leader Love have teamed up to help refurbish the troubled pop-diva's groove. At Love's suggestion, addiction coach Warren Boyd — credited with slapping the Love back into shape — was called into smooth the transition from crack-head to soulful songstress once more.
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Clearly this strategy is yielding fruit, as Whitney not only entered rehab, but has also made an equally huge step to recovery by dumping her deadbeat, ghetto-ass, ho-humping, wanksta husband - the once cool Bobby Brown.

Brown, who hasn't had a hit since '92 with "Humpin Around," can now only be credited for crackin' up America's first and foremost popstar, wasting her best years under a fog of dirty coke and jacked-uPhotobucket - Video and Image Hostingp living.

For now, the couple are only "legally separated" and haven't formally discussed dividing up their joint property. Despite the hit potential and previous success, the couple's estimated assets have dwindled considerably, and splitting their — oh, let's guess — last remaining $523.73, three crack pipes, dirty sofa-with-burn holes, busted rusted Caddy, and their daughter, 13 year-old Bobbi Kristina, shouldn't be all that difficult.

I don't think they actually plan to divide the girl anatomically, just her custody, which is currently with mom, Whitney, in Laguna Hills, California, with Bobby having visitation rights.

While Whitney hasn't issued any public statements, Us cites sources close her as saying, "Getting sober has given her the clarity to move on from him."

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  • 1 - Matthew T. Sussman

    Sep 21, 2006 at 7:45 pm

    "Bobby "My Prerogative" Brown had a little je ne sais quoi back in the day, but chose instead to blow it on, well, blow and cheap whores."

    In his defense, I'd go cheap too, because you can buy more whores and once you buy 12 at once, you get a cut rate. Now that's money management.

  • 2 - Dawn

    Sep 21, 2006 at 8:20 pm

    Yeah, if only he had applied that logic to Whitney's cash, they might still be ridin' dirty, yo.

  • 3 - Marcus

    Sep 21, 2006 at 8:45 pm

    Great article. Glad she finally got smart and dumbed his dumb ass!

  • 4 - Miss Kitty

    Sep 21, 2006 at 10:55 pm

    Great read! Good riddance to that no-good Bobby Brown!

  • 5 - CJ

    Sep 22, 2006 at 9:41 am

    As executive producer of two $100 mil movies and a successful TV movie franchise since 2001, I highly doubt Whitney's hurting for cash. Remember, crack is cheap...

  • 6 - Eric Olsen

    Sep 22, 2006 at 10:40 am

    glad this one seems to have a happy ending - nice one Dawn!

  • 7 - Dawn

    Sep 22, 2006 at 1:46 pm

    CJ - actually Whitney is hurting for cash. She does not get royalty checks and touring payout like I said in the article. Not to mention that the money she made was long ago and many, many hits of crack, serveral houses and mortgages later, plus numerous Browns asking for handouts and supporting her good for nothing husband. Whitney has been generous to everyone but herself. I truly hope she gets it together, and while her music in general isn't my thing, I can deeply appreciate her talent and found her at one point stunningly beautiful.

    Here's to hopin' and wishin' she breaks the addiction to drugs and Bobby.

  • 8 - TOM BRIGGS

    Sep 23, 2006 at 11:15 am

    WHY DOES EVERYONE DUMP ON BOBBY BROWN FOR WHITNEY HOUSTON'S DRUG PROBLEMS? SHE HAS A LONG TRACK RECORD FOR USING DRUGS, THE PROBLEM IS WHITNEY HOUSTON, NOT BOBBY BROWN.

  • 9 - Eric Olsen

    Sep 24, 2006 at 9:46 am

    does her drug use predate her relationship with Brown? I wasn't aware of that

  • 10 - Mach Stelmacher

    Sep 24, 2006 at 3:18 pm

    This is league with Tina Turners split farewell with Ike maybe. If she produces new work, maybe it will
    reflect a little of that. She should call up all her sisters and do a duets album Patti LaBelle..maybe she'll get by with a little help from her friends...
    great blog entry by the way!!! ******

  • 11 - jessica parker

    Sep 24, 2006 at 7:40 pm

    Every one think bobby is to blame for her addiction, but is her girlfriend robin who got her stated. (she is bi-sexual)

  • 12 - chrstina

    Sep 24, 2006 at 10:03 pm

    Thats whats wrong with coulpes in the entertainment. Every things about money! Not love. Bobby did not have a gun to her head & say whitney if u dont hit this rock im going to blow your brains out. Her home girl got her to smoking crack. But u dont hear about that. Just bobby because he is a bad boy. U dont here about the good times they. Rumer has it she is broke. If he did not love her & it was all about the money why was he was still there. Its not like she looks good any more. I was one of the ones who hoped they would get it together now dont get me wrong. I love whitney and pray she can get it together for her self & little girl. But she has to do it for her not any one else

  • 13 - Eric Olsen

    Sep 25, 2006 at 5:10 pm

    ultimately she is responsible for herself - totally agree

  • 14 - Martin Lav

    Sep 25, 2006 at 7:36 pm

    It is her responsibility and her's alone, however, it would seem from this outsiders perspective that their relationship is just as poisonous and addicting as her drugs. Her first step seems to be a smart one and that's her separation from him. If he has a drug problem as well, as it would appear, then it will be best for him as well. If they both get recovery, then who knows, maybe they will turn out to be good for each other, maybe not.

  • 15 - Eric Olsen

    Sep 27, 2006 at 4:19 pm

    excellent points Martin, totally agree

  • 16 - Mach Stelmacher

    Sep 27, 2006 at 7:41 pm

    Maybe word has just gotten round to her on just how
    terrific she really is. A real loving man would
    never let her sacrifice her career and spiral downwards and would have NONE OF IT. I know its easy to assume MrEX dragged her down to be at his level.
    But thats the way I see it. Not too run too deep with the ball in the end zone and do a dance in it of course. Perhaps she had self worth issues already going into this now ended relationship/marriage who knows.

  • 17 - Dianna

    Sep 28, 2006 at 11:23 am

    now whitney you need to prove to me and everboby eles that you still the best singer in the world i love you so much.i wish i can meet you thank you for saying good bye to him.in come to stl when you get your your self all back love you

  • 18 - gari

    Sep 29, 2006 at 11:13 am

    christina, where do u get your logic from? Does it make sense that he would put a gun to her head? No, but did he support her either? no. he could have said well honey if u dont stop im leaving, i dont want a crack head, right, support uh, no, Bobby was too bust scraping, remember, he cultivated that environment of drugs for her, and once he got her where he wanted, he knew a sober Whitney had too much sense to go alonng with his lieing, cheating antics, therefore he made it seem like heaven for her. Now you tell me, how supportive could he have been to allow his sister take picture, of her in those conditions, all of them ...(Brown Family) should be ashamed of themselves, they like a curse and if anybody see them coming should run. trust me.
    The sister claimed , "I did it out of love" i believe her, yeah..love of money, whitneys money. piece of trash.
    Can you imagine Bobby not to be blamed, i mean which husband that loves their wife, now not her money or what she can do for you....but Love..true love...doesnt know when to get her help. Unless his attempt was to kill her so that he can cash in on the insurance policy. Did he not see the house, the pics. OMG...i feel for whitney, yes, and i pray for her long befoore those pictures surfaced. I am happy she is not dead, so bobby yes and his family looses. Whitney will come back, the curse is not on her, its on The Browns.

  • 19 - Snarkattack

    Oct 05, 2006 at 7:49 am

    Wanksta! Haha, that is a word I really ought to be using more often in everyday parlance. Amusing as always, Dawn.

  • 20 - betty

    Nov 06, 2006 at 10:25 pm

    Whitney you don't have to prove nothing to nobody but God and even with that you has a free will. Good luck child of God.yesterday is gone and tomorrow is not promise. say good-by to the past.

  • 21 - Henrique

    Nov 07, 2006 at 11:00 am

    She will never stop....get her on heroin - that's more calming than crack.

  • 22 - npy

    Nov 08, 2006 at 4:25 pm

    to all those out there im sure whitney thanks you for your support. i have been blessed to meet the entertainer recently and i am also pleased to annouse that she is not broke and 523.73 spunds like what she paid for a massage. anyways i hope for ms. whitney she returns back to the top where she belongs. I am praying for her and there is nothing to hard for god.

  • 23 - me

    Nov 15, 2006 at 9:43 am

    crack headddddddddd

  • 24 - CASEY

    Dec 05, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    IT IS SO GOOD THAT SHE HAS LEFT HIS DUMB SELF CAUSE SHE WAS SO PRETTY AND TALENTED BEFORE SHE GOT WITH HIM I AM SO HAPPY AND I HOPE SHE KICK THE CRACK AND GET BACK ON TRACK

  • 25 - betty

    Dec 09, 2006 at 5:43 am

    Mrs Whitney sure looks good. May GOD bless MRs. whitney and her daughter with peace,love, joy and happiness from this day and forever more. we love you and always will.

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