Corporate Travel Under $50 a Day! - Page 2

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All employees are encouraged to devise innovative techniques in an effort to save company dollars. One enterprising individual has already suggested that money could be raised during airport layover periods which could be used to defray travel expenses. In support of this idea, red caps will be issued to all employees prior to their departure so that they may earn tips by helping others with their luggage. Small plastic roses and ball point pens, and other items previously purchased as campus giveaways will also be available to employees so that sales may be made as time permits.

Have a nice trip! - Your Managment !

Ahh --- the joys of the corporate travel experiance. If you can come up with any other great cost cutting suggestions which we can pass along to this Fortune 500 company... just drop us a comment !! - zzb
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