Confessions Of The Covetous Photographer - Page 2

When my son came along, I had upped the ante and regularly irritated everyone with my need to shoot everything we did. I was still working with film and a cheap little camera, but I was happy to have the photos, which still sit in boxes in a trunk or in the garage to this day. Oh, my delusions of organization were recognized for what they were once I was knee deep in diapers and school lunches. Oddly enough, I'm fairly practical when it comes to budgeting my time on projects requiring my absolute attention. Mostly.

One day, I had decided film was too expensive and a digital camera was needed. I figured the cost of a new camera would be more than made up for by the simple fact that I would no longer be paying for film, developing, and printing. My first digital camera was a little 1.-something mega pixel Kodak and I was content for a while.

After I lived (and subsequently broke up) with a man who had a digital camera capable of taking macros, I knew I had to upgrade my gear. I ended up with an Olympus C-740. It had a 10x optical zoom, macro and super macro capability, 3.2 mp, and good enough resolution that I could print crisp, clear 8x10s without problem. I even had larger prints made of some of the photos and they still looked pretty damn good. But the lens was fixed and over time the dust began to work its way in between the glass. Most of the time you can't tell it's there, but I know.

I've been using my trusty Olympus for a few years now and I still love its portability and its many SLR-like features. More than a few times, I've had pros or people with better gear ask me what sort of gear I have because I get some incredible shots. When I tell them, they're quite surprised. But I see the flaws and the limitations of my camera with such clarity that it's become a major frustration.

This is where my covetous nature takes over. I have been known to strike up conversations with strangers when I see their cameras. In some ways, this has paid off rather nicely because I've met photographers with incredible talent and connections. We talk cameras, events, exchange images, and compliments. Several have expressed interest in working with me — when I get "real" gear. They see what I'm capable of doing with my limitations and have no doubt about my abilities with something "better."

On the other hand, many of these conversations have proven even more frustrating because the vast majority of the gear-rich folks I encounter have no idea what they're doing. They have the money and they buy the biggest, most powerful camera they can find. I see their photos and cringe. They have no sense of composition, exposure, depth of field, and they have no eye. They point and shoot. There are also those who call themselves "photographers" who have absolutely no comprehension of aperture and any talk of f-stop makes them think of F Troop instead.

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  • 1 - diana hartman

    Oct 10, 2006 at 7:41 am

    gawd...if only i had a nickel for every -- well, you know...

    what a wonderful camera i could buy...

  • 2 - Joan Hunt

    Oct 10, 2006 at 7:49 am

    yeah, welcome to my world Diana. It's been pretty damn lonely here and I could use the company.

  • 3 - diana hartman

    Oct 10, 2006 at 9:11 am

    when are they going to redecorate the poorhouse, anyway?

    c'mon, a little paint, a couple of throwpillows...

  • 4 - Joan Hunt

    Oct 10, 2006 at 9:26 am

    It has been redecorated. Can't you tell by all the shabby chicness?

  • 5 - Mark Saleski

    Oct 10, 2006 at 9:31 am

    ooh ya, i had some of the same ambitions joan. i have fond memories of my mother yelling at me from the other side of the bathroom door ("c'mon, i've gotta go!") ....the one i had taped shut, enlarger propped up on the toilet lid, chemical baths in the tub, print dryer on the floor.

    by the way, check out this article, a friend of a friend is into photography and does some pretty amazing macro work.

    dang, i gotta get a camera soon.

  • 6 - Joan Hunt

    Oct 10, 2006 at 10:22 am

    cool beans, Mark!

    I do have quite a bit of macro work under my belt and have written a brief (published!) macro tutorial for a wildlife group.

    If you ever have time, you are welcome to check out some of my photos on Flickr

  • 7 - Joan Hunt

    Oct 10, 2006 at 10:27 am

    P.S. You're a horrible, horrible man for teasing me with tutorials for a camera I do not yet possess.

  • 8 - Mark Saleski

    Oct 10, 2006 at 10:28 am

    i'll check 'em out.

    i got "re-interested" in photography again after seeing jerry's article on macro. he does some crazy stuff, like taping eyepieces to the front of the camera...there are some pics on there that show either salt or sugar crystals up close.

    ...which is sort of up my alley as i like to take very close, textural photos with the context removed.

  • 9 - Joan Hunt

    Oct 10, 2006 at 10:31 am

    yeah, I'm eyeing his snowflakes at the moment and drooling.

    you know, one of the best and worst aspects to flickr is the incredible wide-ranging spectrum of "ability" there. Some of the photographers floor me with such amazing work. I try to focus on them.

  • 10 - Mark Saleski

    Oct 10, 2006 at 10:49 am

    sorry about the camera thing. as with reviews (making poor people go out and spend their money on new cds), my aim is of course to make people buy other "stuff" as well.

    ;-)

  • 11 - Phillip Winn

    Oct 10, 2006 at 11:11 am

    I've got some Canon lenses, so I guess I'm a Canon guy for life, now. The new Canon Digital Rebel XTi (aka 400D outside the U.S.) looks like a pretty nice target for me. Not a 5D, of course, but I can't afford a 5D. :-)

    On that macro tutorial: When shooting sensitive exposures (like moon shots of the Harvest Moon the other night), I use the timer mode so that vibrations in the tripod have time to die down. Or the remote, of course, which is also good.

  • 12 - Joan Hunt

    Oct 10, 2006 at 11:21 am

    Oh, if you only knew how many cameras I've lusted for, Phillip! Actually, I think we may have had this convo before. Good advice on the timer/remote!

    Mark, I think you must tell your wife that half your salary this month is going toward MY new camera.

    La la la...it's obviously bedtime for Bonzo here. I should never covet while exhausted.

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