Confess Your Sins! - Comments Page 2
Author: Shark — Published: Jul 29, 2004 at 11:42 am 34 comments

You're a liberal and have secret, highly conservative thoughts. You're a conservative, but you're scared of Ralph Reed, and like to smoke dope and listen to the Sex Pistols. Now is the time to confess your contradictions.

You're a liberal and have a few secret, highly conservative thoughts. You sport a long, grey-ponytail behind your semi-bald head, drive a Volvo, own a beautiful 9mm Glock, once saw the Grateful Dead, but secretly just love the Carpenters.…
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  • 26 - Mark Saleski

    Jul 30, 2004 at 12:24 pm

    i golf righty.

    ...but i break the clubs over my knee lefty.

  • 27 - Eric Olsen

    Jul 30, 2004 at 1:02 pm

    yes, batting requires two hands, but the top hand leads and directs, the other hand is along for the ride

    I just tied my shoes reversing hands with only minor discomfort, but remember, I can throw a Frisbee right-handed. But okay, I concede handedness to these activites.

    The reason I mentioned guitar, shoe-tying, choking, is that these require more or less equally complex actions from each hand. With batting, one hand is clearly in the lead.

  • 28 - bhw

    Jul 30, 2004 at 1:05 pm

    Okay, stop! I was just teasing you about the choking experiment. No need to test the theory!

  • 29 - Eric Olsen

    Jul 30, 2004 at 1:08 pm

    choking is for pussies anyway

  • 30 - HW Saxton Jr.

    Jul 30, 2004 at 1:22 pm

    Whadda 'bout chicken chokin'?????



  • 31 - JR

    Jul 30, 2004 at 2:43 pm

    The reason I mentioned guitar, shoe-tying, choking, is that these require more or less equally complex actions from each hand.

    While fretting clearly takes more strength, picking seems to be a more intricate operation, hence "right-handed" guitars.

    Although, there are lefties who play right handed - Rik Emmett, for example.

  • 32 - Eric Olsen

    Jul 30, 2004 at 3:08 pm

    I would say chording is as complex as picking and strumming

    is there a handedness to drumming?

  • 33 - Justene

    Jul 30, 2004 at 3:10 pm

    I have a vague recollection that there is a handedness to drumming, illustrated by what side the cymbals are set up on. Now that we have totally hijacked SHark's confess your sins thread.

  • 34 - JR

    Jul 30, 2004 at 3:29 pm

    Ian Paice is a left-handed drummer. If you scroll through the pictures, you see that his hi-hat is on his right side, his floor toms are on his left side. Usually it's the other way around.

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