Richards' goes on to say Sheen allegedly belonged to "several sex search type sites" where he "included a photo of his erect penis" in a bid to "find women to have sex with." Hehehe, that's just funny — sad, but funny.
If a guy of Sheen's fame and wealth can't find women willing to have sex with him the regular way, what hope do average dudes have? Thank heavens for the Internet.
A couple more highlights from the 17-page report include the exchange where Denise asks Charlie if he had anything to do with the death of porn star Chloe Jones, to which Sheen menacingly answers "no comment."
Like everything outlined in her declaration, Richards takes this to mean "he would hurt or kill me." It's important to note, the now deceased Chloe Jones, is the same woman who sold her story to tabloids about Sheen paying her $15K to perform oral sex while still married to the then-pregnant Richards. Implied message — don't dick with Charlie.
It's hard to know who to believe. These are some pretty outrageous claims by a person who Sheen's people describe as a publicity whore.
Sheen's statement on the matter: "This is a most obvious immature and transparent smear campaign designed to hurt, embarrass and ultimately extort me. I deeply regret her response to my request for the court to decide what’s best for our children has taken the form of baseless allegations that I deny. For the sake of my children, I am electing not to reciprocate in kind."
Yeah, he's got other things in mind for Denise.
If that's not enough juiciness for you, there's the love triangle featuring the once good friends and neighbors, Richards, Heather Locklear, and her ex-husband Bon Jovi guitarist, Richie Sambora. Sheen's reportedly commented on this bit of news: "those two give love a bad name."
Oh Charlie you're killing us. Er...wait, um seriously, I dig your method acting, dude!
Article comments
— go to most recent comments1 - Joanie
Charlie makes me looks sane.
For that, and the joy I get from watching Two and a Half Men, I remain grateful.
2 - Eric Olsen
besides, he single-handedly supports a goodly portion of the Hollywood sex worker industry
3 - Dawn
Charlie makes my job so easy, so fun, so full of mirth.
Oh, Joan, you're a virtual pillar of sanity compared to these folks.
Poor Heather and those little Sheenettes.
4 - Mark Saleski
this could only be better if ms. spears breaks it off with kfed and shacks w/sheen.
just imagine the possibilities.
5 - Eric Olsen
that would be classic, but I'm not sure they are scummy enough for each other
6 - Dawn
You really are a good, loyal Blogcritic, 'cuz I know how very little you enjoy such stories of tawdriness.
Britney Spears is way to classy for a guy like Sheen. That's how disturbing his taste in women is.
Maybe Monica Lewinsky's available?
7 - Dawn
The above was mine comment to Mark. My bad, got Mark Saleski on the brain.
8 - Mark Saleski
well, hey, who doesn't?!! ;-)
9 - sal m
i really feel sorry for denise because it's not like going into her relationship with charlie she could have had any inkling that he was a whore/porn monger...just because he had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars with heide fleiss and had a long term relationship with 80's porn queen ginger lynn...who among us hasn't spent that much money on high-end hookers or dated porn stars?
how could have poor denise known?!?
10 - Dawn
I am sure she thought marriage and children would change him. Don't we all think that?
11 - sal m
njff:
thanks for following me over here!
usually only good writers like dawn and writers who have been around for a while get their own stalker. and thanks for visiting my blog.
since we get paid based on the amount of comments that get posted to our items, i'm sure the other writers won't mind you trolling around!
and good luck finding that job!
12 - Eric Olsen
if not marriage changing him, then you might think fatherhood would
13 - Gordon Hauptfleisch
Some years back when I was working at the Santa Monica Borders, I helped Charlie--during the time of the Heidi Fleis trial-- look for "books on Catholic confession" and he bought a few. Nicest guy in the world--but then I wasn't a young boy or girl with pigtails, a porn star, an actress with prominent eyebrows, Heather Locklear or Richie Sambora.
14 - Gordon Hauptfleisch
oh, and apparently the books on Catholic confession didn't help.
15 - Matthew T. Sussman
Charlie Sheen is a cow.
16 - MCH
"I know her eyebrows piss me off."
Now, let's not get catty.
17 - Eric Olsen
she's got some caterpillars up there
18 - Victor Plenty
Caterpillars or no, why on earth would it be worth anybody's time and energy to get pissed off about somebody else's eyebrows? Everybody knows, nobody gets to choose their eyebrows.
Or am I missing some form of subtle literary allusion here?
19 - Matthew T. Sussman
There's nothing more enjoyable than listen to a girl blab on about some other girl and how horrible a person is, only to have that verbal screed end in mockery of:
1. Her natural hair color
2. Her eyebrows
3. Her shoes
20 - Dawn
Um, Victor, I hate to correct you, but a real woman has full and total control over her eyebrows. It's called a tweezer, and more people should look into its purpose and use.
21 - Victor Plenty
Many words could describe the end result of manipulating eyebrows with tweezers. "Real" is an ironic word selection for that purpose.
22 - Victor Plenty
Next I expect to hear somebody's pissed off at Denise Richards for not wearing a corset.
23 - Dawn
Good heaven's man, have you no sense of humor?
Lighten up already, it's freaking facial hair we are talking about, not nuclear war.
24 - Victor Plenty
Yeeagh! My moral outrage will not be denied!
25 - Gordon Hauptfleisch
I'm pissed off because she won't wear a farthingale.