Hollywood royalty and badboy Charlie Sheen has really outdone himself this time. Make that allegedly outdone himself; he's still slightly innocent until proven guilty. According to papers filed by his 35-year old ex-wife Denise Richards, Sheen is not only a 9/11 conspiracy theorist, but a whoremongering potty mouth, too!
Say it isn't so!
The SmokingGun has copies of the declaration outlining the details of a marriage gone terribly wrong. Among the complaints are accounts of physical, emotional, and verbal abuse, dead porn stars, implied death threats, underage Internet gay porn, crime scene photos of murdered Nicole Brown Simpson, and lots of prostitute action.
Gosh, this really makes my life seem so, mundane.
Former Bond girl Denise Richards' statement to support her request for a restraining order states that the 40-year old Sheen (Platoon, Wallstreet, Major League) threatened her life and assaulted her during a Dec. 30 visit with their two daughters, Sam and Lola, at the actress' Los Angeles home.
Based on phone message transcripts, at the very least, Sheen is a little unhinged, drops F-bombs like a rain of bullets during a PLO rally, and isn't afraid to use the c-word.
Oh, and he's slightly paranoid — that part's obvious. A personal fave of mine:
- "Yeah, I just got your other email and I am little confused because ahhh, you told me that was something you only told a couple of people and this and that and I just again you continue to be deceitful and mischievous and sneaky and you're a f*cking liar. Okay. You're a f**king liar so you know what it's like....f*ck you. Okay, I hope you rot in f**king hell. You're a piece of sh*t f*cking liar and I hope you f*cking rot in hell c***. F*ck you. You're a coward and a liar and a f*cking n*gger alright so f*ck you."
It would seem that Charlie is displeased with Denise. I know her eyebrows piss me off.
Further illustrating the licentiousness of these claims, it would seem that Sheen has some disturbing cyber surfing habits that include "very young girls, who looked underage...with pigtails, braces, and no pubic hair performing oral sex with each other," as well as, "gay pornography also involving very young men who also did not look like adults." The Sheen door swings both ways?
Article comments
— go to most recent comments1 - Joanie
Charlie makes me looks sane.
For that, and the joy I get from watching Two and a Half Men, I remain grateful.
2 - Eric Olsen
besides, he single-handedly supports a goodly portion of the Hollywood sex worker industry
3 - Dawn
Charlie makes my job so easy, so fun, so full of mirth.
Oh, Joan, you're a virtual pillar of sanity compared to these folks.
Poor Heather and those little Sheenettes.
4 - Mark Saleski
this could only be better if ms. spears breaks it off with kfed and shacks w/sheen.
just imagine the possibilities.
5 - Eric Olsen
that would be classic, but I'm not sure they are scummy enough for each other
6 - Dawn
You really are a good, loyal Blogcritic, 'cuz I know how very little you enjoy such stories of tawdriness.
Britney Spears is way to classy for a guy like Sheen. That's how disturbing his taste in women is.
Maybe Monica Lewinsky's available?
7 - Dawn
The above was mine comment to Mark. My bad, got Mark Saleski on the brain.
8 - Mark Saleski
well, hey, who doesn't?!! ;-)
9 - sal m
i really feel sorry for denise because it's not like going into her relationship with charlie she could have had any inkling that he was a whore/porn monger...just because he had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars with heide fleiss and had a long term relationship with 80's porn queen ginger lynn...who among us hasn't spent that much money on high-end hookers or dated porn stars?
how could have poor denise known?!?
10 - Dawn
I am sure she thought marriage and children would change him. Don't we all think that?
11 - sal m
njff:
thanks for following me over here!
usually only good writers like dawn and writers who have been around for a while get their own stalker. and thanks for visiting my blog.
since we get paid based on the amount of comments that get posted to our items, i'm sure the other writers won't mind you trolling around!
and good luck finding that job!
12 - Eric Olsen
if not marriage changing him, then you might think fatherhood would
13 - Gordon Hauptfleisch
Some years back when I was working at the Santa Monica Borders, I helped Charlie--during the time of the Heidi Fleis trial-- look for "books on Catholic confession" and he bought a few. Nicest guy in the world--but then I wasn't a young boy or girl with pigtails, a porn star, an actress with prominent eyebrows, Heather Locklear or Richie Sambora.
14 - Gordon Hauptfleisch
oh, and apparently the books on Catholic confession didn't help.
15 - Matthew T. Sussman
Charlie Sheen is a cow.
16 - MCH
"I know her eyebrows piss me off."
Now, let's not get catty.
17 - Eric Olsen
she's got some caterpillars up there
18 - Victor Plenty
Caterpillars or no, why on earth would it be worth anybody's time and energy to get pissed off about somebody else's eyebrows? Everybody knows, nobody gets to choose their eyebrows.
Or am I missing some form of subtle literary allusion here?
19 - Matthew T. Sussman
There's nothing more enjoyable than listen to a girl blab on about some other girl and how horrible a person is, only to have that verbal screed end in mockery of:
1. Her natural hair color
2. Her eyebrows
3. Her shoes
20 - Dawn
Um, Victor, I hate to correct you, but a real woman has full and total control over her eyebrows. It's called a tweezer, and more people should look into its purpose and use.
21 - Victor Plenty
Many words could describe the end result of manipulating eyebrows with tweezers. "Real" is an ironic word selection for that purpose.
22 - Victor Plenty
Next I expect to hear somebody's pissed off at Denise Richards for not wearing a corset.
23 - Dawn
Good heaven's man, have you no sense of humor?
Lighten up already, it's freaking facial hair we are talking about, not nuclear war.
24 - Victor Plenty
Yeeagh! My moral outrage will not be denied!
25 - Gordon Hauptfleisch
I'm pissed off because she won't wear a farthingale.