- So every day when you wake up, Look in the mirror and thank god for every second you have and cherish all moments. The fighting, the anger, the drama is tedious. ,Please just take each moment day by day and consider yourself lucky to breathe and feel at all and smile. Be thankful.
Life comes once, doesn't 'keep coming back' and we all take such advantage of what we have. When we shouldn't..... ' Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) -everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on.-altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come.
If I can do anything for those who are in a very hard time right now, as I'm one of them with hearing this news, please take advantage of the fact that I'm just a phone call away.
God Bless, peace and love always. Thank You, "BE ADEQUITE"
Lindsay Lohan”
Wow! Stunning, and not in a good way. It’s like reading my junior high writing. Sure there are big sounding words in there and it seems all fantastic, but then I get it back with so much red ink and angry scrawls that I can’t quite make out the enormous F that’s been etched into it.
Since I know the readers of this site are WAY too sophisticated to troll the celebrity media, trust me when I say this particular missive was so panned and critiqued across the world that there is NO FLIPPING WAY Lindsay isn't aware of the fact that people know what a blathering idiot she is. In fact, the UK publication The Independent suggested that her letter is "Exhibit A for the indictment of America's education system"!
Or, perhaps Lindsay was just being "adequite" and possibly juiced?
Any normal celebrity would recuse themselves form the spotlight after all the bad press Lindsay has received of late, but Lindsay’s like a meteor on a crash course with destiny and won’t stop until she and the dinosaurs have become extinct.
Then there's Exhibit B.
Lindsay was in attendance at a dinner for the GQ Men of the Year awards, where she received the honor of being Obsession of the Year (neat!). Page Six reported that sources at the party witnessed Lindsay flip out when she spotted her former assistant, whom after a nasty split with Lohan, now works for actress Jessica Biel, who was also in attendance. Lohan, always the picture of rational behavior was heard barking, “If she stays, I’m outta here! I can’t look at that girl! I can’t believe you would allow an assistant in here - she doesn’t belong in here!”
Article comments
1 - Matthew T. Sussman
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Dawn Olsen gave to me:
Twelve Britneys flashin'
Eleven Costners jackin'
Ten Pitts a-cheatin'
Nine Sheens a-ragin'
Eight fires a-crotchin'
Seven Suris shriekin'
Six Avrils spittin'
PARIS IS A BIIIIIIIIIIITCH
Four dumped Lacheys
Three girls gone wild
Two sex tapes
And a Federline asleep on the couch
2 - Dawn
That was a rip snorter Mr. Suss. Yo, like you busted my ass up.
Excellent work!!!!
3 - Hank Sloan
Al Gore, Lindsey Lohan, Brittany, Bill Clinton !!! That would make a great video!!
4 - DJRadiohead
Dawn, spot on as always. This is tremendous. I will hope to get to check in with you this week.
Suss, that was nearly perfect. If only you had managed to get the word "Va-jay-jay" in there, it would have gotten a 100%. That, Lindsay, is an A. You probably never got any of those.
5 - JS
Am I supposed to be able to read that email as it is? I thought I could click on it to enlarge it but that just took me to some other website.
6 - Aurel Montgomery
Dawn....can't wait to hear your comments on Nicole Richie's drug induced little romp down the freeway in the wrong direction...fa..la.lalalal.. lalallallalahhhhhh.
Now here begins the mystery....the pot and the vicodin can't be the only thing she's on....where's the weightloss factor people?
7 - Dawn
Yeah, JS, it's not set up correctly. Just take my word for it, Lindsay's an incoherent, babbling brook of idiocy.
8 - Eric Olsen
thanks for the perspective Dawn - it's easy to forget that not all celeb behavior is equal and not everyone is headed in the same direction. I really hope Lindsay can get it together - she's way too young to be this screwed up