Carnival of the Vanities - The Ten Horned Beast - Page 9

Author: BigwigPublished: Nov 27, 2002 at 1:48 am 1 comment

The Short Strange Trip - Anecdotal Evidence- Ramon, was sort of the village patriarch. He was a wiry, elderly gentleman with grey hair and a goatee. He was also an original BMF (I once saw him shoot a rattlesnake in the head with a .38 from the hip). From previous trips, Dad and Dr. P. had befriended Ramon and they had a pretty amicable relationship. This time Ramon seemed different. Somehow through a mixture of Spanish and sign language he conveyed that he had a bad tooth which had been plaguing him for years. Now, it was reaching critical mass.

Weird Al Has a Posse
Amish Tech Support - Call CDC - SEBASTIAN the Crab, who is no longer a viable property, is about to be cooked for Michael EISNER's boardroom lunch when news of the cruise ship comes over the e-mail system. Sebastian sees an opportunity to save his shell.

MadKane - The Democratic Election Anthem of 2004 - When Liberals Rule (To be sung to "Blue Bayou," by Roy Orbison and Joe Melson)
I feel so bad, I got a worried mind,
I`m so anxious all the time,
Since the Dems were left far behind
And George Bush rules.

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  • 1 - bside

    Nov 29, 2002 at 2:16 am

    "Ditto!? Ditto!?" i don't remember the rest, but i remember it being very funny and causing me to laugh. of course, that could have been because he was looking for a rubber ducky while taking a bubble bath. wait, is that the right part of the movie even?

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