Carnival of the Vanities - The Ten Horned Beast - Page 3

Author: BigwigPublished: Nov 27, 2002 at 1:48 am 1 comment


Balancing The Humours
tonecluster - Riddles in the Dark - Look. How many times must I explain? An exception isn't a condition unless you make the exception a condition of something unconditional. So if something is unconditional except for some exceptions,that aren't conditions, of 8 or 9 installations, those exceptions do not conditionalize the unconditional agreements. You see? There are no conditions and they can look anywhere they want except for 12 or 13 locations, and we will except any conditions, and that is what makes it unconditional. We make exceptions to all conditions, no condition is to be excepted, except for any and all unconditions, and under no condition are there to be any conditions. The exceptions are unconditional, which still keeps my promise of unconditional inspections. You know, none of this bothers Blixie.. why does this bother you so much?

Bloviating Inanities - Crosstown Traffic - So I'm driving home from work listening to Hannity and he's interviewing Congressman Gary Ackerman. I'm barely paying attention. Then, Hannity says indignantly, 'Have you read the Cox report?'
I am not making this next part up...
Ackerman replies, 'I have read the Cox report.'
And then, no kidding...
'I have also read the Dicks report.'

Blogatta Mondatta
Everything Must Go - Post it and they will come: Confessions of a new blogger - My publishing experience immediately before 9/11 had been as an activist with the local (SF Bay Area) Green Party, subjecting what I wrote to the approval of a left/liberal committee, and believe me, that kind of writing isn't fun. After the Green Party made some repulsive America-bashing statements, I left and discovered Andrew Sullivan, InstaPundit and the rest of you, and after a while I changed my voter registration to Republican. Aside from one close friend, I didn't know anyone who wasn't a liberal, so I had no one to talk politics with except on blogs. I enjoyed commenting on other people's blogs so much that, a week and a half ago, I finally started my own.

The Kitchen Cabinet - The 'Revenge of the Blog Conference' at Yale Law School - After a near-sleepless night of anticipation and self-doubt, I am here at the Revenge of the Blog conference and ready to blog it! Glenn Reynolds is scheduled to begin speaking in about 10 minutes. So far, turnout looks low.
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Solonor's Ink Well - Solonor's World - Hi, I'm Lester. I'm a 40-year-old geek with nothing better to do than to type stuff (and junk) about his life into a computer. Oh, yeah, and I use my D&D name

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  • 1 - bside

    Nov 29, 2002 at 2:16 am

    "Ditto!? Ditto!?" i don't remember the rest, but i remember it being very funny and causing me to laugh. of course, that could have been because he was looking for a rubber ducky while taking a bubble bath. wait, is that the right part of the movie even?

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