Carnival of the Vanities #8 - Page 2

Author: BigwigPublished: Nov 13, 2002 at 1:10 am 0 comments

And she's made me tell it every night since.

I know from experience that it's not the story that counts. It's lying back in a warm cocoon of blankets, feeling the chilly air on your face and your father's weight beside you, using his arm as a pillow and drifting off to sleep to the sound of his voice. If there is a Platonic ideal of contentment, that feeling is the closest I ever got to it. If I have to tell the same horrifyingly dull story to my daughter at the end of each night so that she can trace out her own contentment asymptote, so be it.

Besides, the story's bound to get better with practice.

Welcome to the Carnival. Take your time and browse around. We'll see you next week.

*Pun not only intended but chuckled over far more than absolutely necessary.
**She gets the PowerPuff Girls and all the Bongo Comics titles.

Bill Mauldin has a Posse
Blogatelle - On Veteran's Day - The V.A. had no thought towards repairing him, just shutting him up. They dispensed narcotics via U.S. Mail and upon request. Nothing is too good for our veterans.

South Knox Bubba - A WWII Veteran's Story - Well, we started digging our holes, and they told me to face my hole to the rear from behind to keep somebody from coming in at us from the rear. So I dug my hole in a way that I could be looking to the rear, and the other guys were looking to the front. Well about the time I got my hole about half done, there was a terrible explosion right behind me. It knocked me off my feet and blew the rifle out of my hands. I wiggled my feet to see if I still had legs.

Bloggers in the Mist
Norwegian Blogger - The Grandmother of All Mistings! - WALLY: Yes of course you have, placing yourself in dreadful danger of death by Norwegian mob, why don't you pull a Salman Rushdie?
BELLOWS: 'cause you Norwegians couldn't whip up a good lynch mob if your lived depended on it?

Dogs of War
The Road to Surfdom - The Latest Pitch From Hitch - Whispering Truth To Power - Excuse me, but wasn't it such suggestions--that there were "root causes"--that caused Hitchens to indulge in apoplectic rages against the vile left for even daring to suggest that there might be reasons why "they" hate "us" and fly planes into buildings?

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