Carnival of the Vanities #12 - Page 4

HOOEY FOR HOLLYOOD:
Norwegian Blogger - Lord of the Rings is Racist: You can tell which Ringwraith is based on Michael Jackson because in the second and third movies it looks more and more like a white Diana Ross.

BEEP BEEP:
AMCGLTD - A Difference in Philosophy: An oldie but goodie. Of course, when you're an Islamic terrorist shopping for a car you want to know how well it fragments into shrapnel when it becomes a car bomb.

THE SEXY VWRC FEMBOT OF DEATH
World Wide Rant - Ann Coulter Can't Count: Apparently, Ann thinks that Americans in batches of twelve in a court room are infallible, but when they're in batches of 100 in Hollywood they're idiots? Apparently, she can't quite swallow DNA evidence for the purposes of exoneration... so she spits it out.

MEDIA IDIOT WATCH:
Eleven Day Empire - Let the Whining Commence:Slamming the articles on the opinion page of the New York Times like baseballs in a batting cage.

Bigwig at Silflay Hraka - Does Kristoff Care? - Click a button, worm a South American child. Maybe the New York Times are too busy drawing straws to see who streetpizzas themselves next like Myerson did.

Sneakeasy's Joint - America Deep In Thought: What Would Jesus Drive is yet another symptom of our media-drive shallow-as-a-rainpuddle attention span as a countr- OOOOOH! FRIED EGGS! YUMMY!

Eleven Day Empire - If You Have To Ask, You'll Never Know: Amazing how a liberated woman can use a free press to coddle those that would enslave her and wrap her in yards of stifling cloth. Well, that is if they don't rape and kill her as an infidel first.

OpinionsGalore - Some Questions For Journalists: This is why I think the regional Emmy Awards and Pulitzers are often a bunch of hooey. Many years, nobody's done anything intellectually or journalistically honest and comprehensive enough to merit a trophy representing truth, courage, and honor.

Overtaken By Events - Russ Kevin Childers - Idiot: Apparently, foreigners hate us so much they don't buy up our television shows and blue jeans and hamburgers... oh, wait... they do? I guess they don't hate us in the ways that matter then.

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