Buy The World An iPod

iPods have been created for the convenience of the modern world. That’s what they have been sent here to do. The good folks at Apple, Inc. have struggled over the years to bring functional products to the common man. All hail Steve Jobs.

It can be said that Apple products are the most accessible to humans. Built for the tech-unsavvy, the computers and accessories gleam with clean surfaces and up to date color schemes. The software speaks a common man’s tongue, not the jargon of computer programmers. Who knows what a syntax error is, besides the tech-educated? Apples and Macs are just a good time for the masses.

With the introduction of the iPod, Apple brought music to everyone. An iPod is a tiny digital jukebox, capable of storing all of a listener’s music in one little space. It eliminates CDs, along with the scratches and the skips. A listener can safely carry thousands of songs to enjoy on the bus or anywhere else they wander. The real joy of this magic box is something that technology has fought to bring mankind for years, stress relief. Countless companies have tried to ease the pain of daily life on the workingmen and women of the world. Calgon, a bath bubble tablet that turns your bathtub into a temporary Jacuzzi, coined a phrase that many have parodied over the years.

“Calgon, take me away!” That’s what the iPod is here to do.

With an iPod, a human can ignore the outside world. Less distraction for outside influence brings a state of better being. Think of how much Zen you can get out of peace and quiet during your morning commute. Want to hear birds chirping? Download some onto iTunes, the software that organizes music and is necessary to run an iPod, and seek that bliss. Crazy man on the subway bothering you? Pop in those little, white ear buds and turn up the volume until he is drowned out. The effects can even be reversed. People who live in little Podunk towns can activate a more exciting lifestyle by adding some rock and roll into their quiet lives. Farmers in the Midwest can access the iTunes music store and download the new guitar band of the minute to jam to while they thresh their wheat crops. Excitement is yours with the small white and silver box.

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  • 1 - Melissa

    Jan 10, 2006 at 7:19 pm

    Amen to that. I bought my first iPod after Christmas and I LOVE it. I even wrote about it on my blog.

    Now it's taking it's first cross country trip when I head to Vegas Thursday - it will be my sanity for what is going to be a four hour flight. Thank goodness for the iPod.

  • 2 - Mac Mama

    Jan 11, 2006 at 12:21 am

    I agree with your article, but I'm curious to know what you think about the cost of the various iPods. Sure, it's the most amazing thing ever, but maybe it's still for the upper crust, no?

  • 3 - Elizabeth

    Jan 12, 2006 at 10:00 pm

    what is a razor cellular? do i need to get one of those too?

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