Brow v. Nose - Page 2

John Kerry is a ready-made for cartoonists everywhere. Just trace a photo. He's an elongated Ed Muskie.

George Bush? Sadly, the future former president is just too good looking now with that new nose. He no longer looks so chimplike. Even his eyes seem farther apart. Somehow he looks more honest now that his nose is no longer longer than a telephone wire. But that smug look of his would only slide right off the face of Mt. Rushmore in a reprise of his presidency.

Did John Kerry lie about botoxing his furrows? Obviously not. Look at that face. It's as scary as a twisted up Oak. If Kerry got botox he deserves a refund. Then he ought to talk to John Edward's guy.

But did George Bush get a midnight nose job in the White House? Who nose. You'll have to consult Brian Flemming's pictorial comparisons. Whether you believe it or not, this is 4-star entertainment. CW

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    Mar 18, 2004 at 3:20 am

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