Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, and Parenthood - Page 2

Aha! Now there is an angle of this story that none of those annoyingly cloned news anchors have explored. How much cold, hard cash will those two beautiful children net Kevin per month in child support if he manages to prove that Britney is an unfit mother because she feeds them Pepsi and Doritos and is a bit wack? Fifty or a hundred thousand a month probably isn't out of the question, is it?

I know you are probably thinking I am some kind of heartless bastard and asking why I don't allow that just maybe Kevin is a very good parent and just wants the best for his children. Okay, maybe that is true. Maybe Kevin is really a devoted family man who divorced Britney to escape the horrors of a relationship gone sour and is a father who will spare no expense to keep his children by his side where he can give them the loving, nurturing family environment that all children deserve.

In rebuttal to that idea let me mention Kevin's "other" children. He seems to have abandoned them and their mother a while back to do the Man Ho thing with Britney. Leaving those kids behind didn't seem to bother him a bit. Of course, I know it doesn't matter that the mother of those other children is not rich, I'm sure that has nothing to do with why he isn't desperate to have those children by his side in the three million dollar mansion that he is currently living in. I know Kevin is thinking of his other children and I am sure he sends them some money when he has it.

So there you go, white daddy makes good and gets rich. He buys a mansion for him and his little white children to live in together. His little black children on the other hand get to live with their mother, wherever. Isn't that the way life always seems to go? Both sets of kids are equally his and he isn't with the mother of either and yet the white kids get to live with him in the mansion and the black kids get whatever...

Reminds me of Gone With The Wind in some weird way. Kinda ironic, dont'cha think?

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  • 1 - Lisa

    Aug 22, 2007 at 4:19 pm

    Holy crap! Couldn't have said that better myself. Bout time someone said it like it is!!! Is anyone as sick of Britney as I am? Is there no one else in the US we can talk about besides her and psycho issues?

  • 2 - Lisa

    Aug 22, 2007 at 4:19 pm

    Holy crap! Couldn't have said that better myself.

  • 3 - stephanie

    Aug 22, 2007 at 6:40 pm

    i totally agree with you!!! why is it that the media can twist everything every which way just to make a good story? do ya'll remember when britney needed to be saved from the evil k-fed? And now she is the terrible one? i don't get it.

  • 4 - carolyn

    Aug 22, 2007 at 10:26 pm

    how many mothers haven't given there kids soda in a bottle,coffee,keep them up late,not change a diaper as soon as it's wet what are her nannies for. I thought they were paid to take care of the babies and feed them .what do they do ,just collect the money and spy on her

  • 5 - Howard Ross

    Aug 26, 2007 at 7:49 am

    Wait a minute. Britney Spears is also from the wrong side of the tracks so to speak. Girl friend is a whack job. With 12 million in the bank, K-Fed does not need to go job hunting anytime soon. If he gets those kids, he will have a pipe line to Britney's bank roll (Britney is worth around 300 million). This is not about the kids, they will be well taken care of, no matter what happens. This is about getting paid. Dumb Britney messed up when she married K-Fed in the first place. Now she has to pay.

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