Breaking news! Cute white baby farts in Pittsburgh. Distraught parents expected bubble to emerge as esophageal burp but unforeseen pressures forced air down to lower alimentary track where it emerged as flatulence. Stunned parents currently undergoing counselling. Prospect is grim. More gas expected. According to confidential sources, story will be continuously updated on both CNN and Fox News. Tune in for further stunning developments.
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