Breaking News: Jacko a No-Show

Michael Jackson didn't arrive on time for his trial this morning and an angry Superior Court Judge Rodney S. Melville issued an arrest warrant and said he would also revoke Jackson's $3 million bail unless he appeared in court within one hour after the 8:30 a.m. scheduled start time.

Time is ticking.

Jackson's lawyer, Thomas Mesereau Jr., said, "Mr. Jackson is at Cottage Hospital in Santa Ynez with a serious back problem. He does plan to come in."

It appears the next "Jacko moment" has arrived.

UPDATE: Hospital spokeswoman Janet O'Neill said Jackson left Santa Ynez Valley Cottage Hospital at 8:45 a.m. (PT) It is about a 35-mile drive from the hospital to the court. O'Neill had no comment on Jackson's condition.

UPDATE: Still a no-show at 9:33.

UPDATE: Jackson arrives, walking gingerly, at 9:43

And while we're waiting, what should the caption be for this photo?

(BBC)

Taking a step back from the moment, Tina Brown asks a very fundamental question in today's Washington Post:

    It's hard to know if Jackson will one day be seen as a repellent relic of celebrity culture, or another Oscar Wilde or Vivaldi, an artist persecuted for something or other we can't recall. Even the people who are absolutely sure he's guilty don't want to stop listening on their iPods to "Thriller" and "Billie Jean." That's a question neither conviction nor acquittal can answer yet — whether Jackson will be remembered for the shame or for the art.

This trial will go a long way toward answering that question.

UPDATE
Accuser's testimony resumes:

    On the witness stand, the boy testified that Jackson walked nude in front of him and his brother in the singer's bedroom.

    "He was naked," the boy testified. "He ran up there and got something and ran down stairs. Me and my brother were kind of like 'eew.' We'd never seen a grown man naked before."

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  • 1 - Eric Olsen

    Mar 10, 2005 at 12:22 pm

    Jackson: "I bet my nose will fit in your ear"

  • 2 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Mar 10, 2005 at 12:26 pm

    "Tell you the truth, i always fucking hated Home Alone"

  • 3 - Eric Olsen

    Mar 10, 2005 at 12:30 pm

    "How about we audition for Stuck On You 2?"

  • 4 - Mark Saleski

    Mar 10, 2005 at 12:34 pm

    "I'm not wearing any underwear"

  • 5 - banana man

    Mar 10, 2005 at 12:39 pm

    jackson says "what the hell are these kids on!, nevermind jesus juice i want to know where theyr'e geting theyr'e tabs from"

  • 6 - Eric Olsen

    Mar 10, 2005 at 12:45 pm

    "What happens when I pull this string?"

  • 7 - Mark Saleski

    Mar 10, 2005 at 12:56 pm

    "Can we leave early? They're showing 'The Elephant Man' on Bravo this afternoon"

  • 8 - Eric Olsen

    Mar 10, 2005 at 12:58 pm

    (singing) "I'm forever blowing bubbles"

  • 9 - bhw

    Mar 10, 2005 at 1:00 pm

    "You know, the trial is going very well and I'm starting to gain some public sympathy again. I think I'll go fuck it up by acting like spoiled megalomaniac psycho so I can get more press."

  • 10 - Eric Berlin

    Mar 10, 2005 at 1:04 pm

    "I really really hope I'm not headed off to prison, even though I've been molesting pre-teen boys for well on twenty years now... when's lunch again? I've gots to be getting me a fish taco..."

  • 11 - bhw

    Mar 10, 2005 at 1:05 pm

    "Yes, I said barber pole."

  • 12 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Mar 10, 2005 at 1:16 pm

    "what if i shake my willy for the jury? it worked for OJ."

  • 13 - HW Saxton

    Mar 10, 2005 at 1:25 pm

    I used to get royalty checks, now I get
    reality checks...

  • 14 - DrPat

    Mar 10, 2005 at 2:12 pm

    "If I call you 'Daddy' can I sit in your lap on the way home?"

  • 15 - Eric Olsen

    Mar 10, 2005 at 2:19 pm

    "Sweet nothings"

  • 16 - Annie

    Mar 10, 2005 at 2:44 pm

    "Told ya I shoulda gone with 'the flu' again!"

  • 17 - Eric Olsen

    Mar 10, 2005 at 2:51 pm

    "At least I didn't kill anyone at the hospital this week!"

  • 18 - Matt

    Mar 10, 2005 at 2:53 pm

    "My nose is coming off. You gotta get me the fuck outta here."

  • 19 - bhw

    Mar 10, 2005 at 2:57 pm

    "I'm dying to put my tongue in your ear."

  • 20 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Mar 10, 2005 at 3:37 pm

    "are you the president?"

  • 21 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Mar 10, 2005 at 3:41 pm

    "honestly, Moonwalker was NOT my idea"

  • 22 - Eric Olsen

    Mar 10, 2005 at 4:31 pm

    "Can you point the way to the nearest tree?"

  • 23 - RJ

    Mar 10, 2005 at 4:32 pm

    "It doesn't matter if I'm black and you're white. Wait, I'm white now too..."

  • 24 - Eric Olsen

    Mar 10, 2005 at 4:35 pm

    (singing) "Just look over your shoulder, honey ..."

  • 25 - Eric Olsen

    Mar 10, 2005 at 5:04 pm

    accuser's testimony resumes after MJ shows up in his jammies

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