If you could, would you swap sexes for a week?
God, no — and have to put up with men?
What do you think you'd learn if you could swap to the opposite sex?
What pigs men really are.
What sports team will you love until the day you die?
The Montreal Canadians.
What's one sign that you're a total nerd?
I like troubleshooting my computer. I can spend hours trolling through the system files and tweaking this and that in an effort to improve performance by a hair.
What's the first book you recall reading?
Paddington Goes Abroad by Michael Bond – I still own the same copy forty years later.
What magazines do you subscribe to?
None.
Who is your favorite writer?
Currently? Neil Gaiman – I don't really have a favourite writer of all time, but if I had to chose between buying one author over another, I think my first choice among people still writing would be Steve Erikson because he's in the middle of a ten-part series I'm hooked on.
Who is your least favorite writer?
That's even harder, because it's very rare that I'll read anything by people I don't think I'll at least halfway enjoy, but of authors I've read, I really don't like Charles De Lint. He seems too in love with the darkness he writes about instead of merely including it as part of his stories. He feels to me like one of those anti-porn people who, while pretending to deplore what they are talking about, secretly lust after it and make your skin crawl.
Do you have a favorite Blogcritic?
The one writer who I will always read is Al Barger. I hardly ever agree with my buddy, except for his great taste in music, but the fact of the matter is it's great to have people you disagree with who you can like and respect. I'd much rather know people like him than a lot of people who might have the same opinions as me. He's much more fun. Anyway who would call me a "beady-eyed Canadian" if he wasn't around?
What do you think is the best part of Blogcritics?
The fact that it exists. No I'm serious, it's probably the one place on the web that I've found (well, now there's Desicritics as well) where writers not only have the freedom to pretty much write what they like, but also have the pleasure of free editing and writing advice. If there's a better place to learn your craft out there while practicing it I haven't found it yet.
Article comments
1 - Connie Phillips
Congratulations Richard! Thank you for sharing with us via the interview. Nice write-up as usual, Lisa.
2 - Matthew T. Sussman
Uh oh. Back to back Canucks. We really need to plan this better.
3 - SonnyD
Yea, Richard! Great write-up, great interview.
4 - Vikk Simmons
Congratulations. I really enjoyed reading about you, your writing, and your process Keep up the good work.
5 - Richard Marcus
Holleee
do I really sound like that pompus beady canuck...
Thank you very much Lisa and all you other editor types for the honour. Considering all the folk who write on this site and have quite amazing things to say all the time it's enough to make a fella's head swell.
That is until his next article is put on hold for being sensless gibberish. Oh well that gives me about a day or two to revel in this.
Thank you once again,
cheers
Richard Marcus
6 - Donnie Marler
Richard,
Congratulations! Well deserved!
7 - Pico
You write good stuff. Keep 'um coming, Richard.
-P
8 - Kathy Jones
The interview was wonderful reading and the collection of articles is inspiring. I especially appreciated your comment, Richard, that what you found most difficult is this:"getting the words on the page to be as exciting as they sound in my head." Really resonated with my experience, and your persistence has paid off, as evidenced in the quality of your work. Congrats!
9 - Al Barger
Why, some of my best friends are Canadians...
Look, all decent patriotic Americans naturally hate beady-eyed Canucks with their heads so full of lies. Brother Marcus, however, does not indulge in the head full of lies part. He will tend to make somewhat different value judgments than me in some political areas (ie he tends to be more "liberal"), but he's highly respectful of facts and strives to seek truth rather than simply win arguments.
So then, as Canadians go, Richard Marcus ain't half bad. He's one of the good ones.
10 - STM
"Look, all decent patriotic Americans naturally hate beady-eyed Canucks."
Never got over having your blurters kicked from here to kingdom and back in the War of 1812, eh?
Time to bloody well forget that, Al, old boy, and move on.
11 - Al Barger
STM, keep monkeying with US Americans, and we'll execute Terence and Philip again.
Canadians are already skating on thin ice as it is. If you read the fine print, the Patriot Act actually outlaws Canada. That whole country is just one Celine Dion album away from being the new Iraq.
12 - STM
Mate, I have often heard Canada described as "America's hat".
However, I have a copy of Mercator's correctional map of the world, which since north and south are nothing more than human inventions and no-one really knows what is top and what is bottom, has Australia and New Zealand at the top of the world.
The US of course is then below the equator, with Canada below that. Using this map, it is no longer America's hat, but America's undies.
I'm sure they prefer being the hat.
13 - Elvira Black
Lisa and Richard:
What an incredible piece. Lisa, you somehow encompassed the essence of Richard in your brief intro, including the formidable depth and scope of his work. And Richard, I felt like you were inside my head (or vice versa) as I was reading the interview--and if I read you right, that's one of the essential elements of what every writer strives for. You've got it in spades. Congrats!
14 - Duck
How nice of Canada to allow Indigenous peoples use of their own land. How of them.
Seems racist to me when oil companies can go on Indigenous (Crown? Who wers the crown?) Land. Receive hugh tax breaks and I am sure lax environmental controls. Why can these companies sell or do whatever they want?
15 - STM
Ah, it's good to see that land owned by the Government in Canada is still called Crown Land (just like in Australia).
Much of it wasn't used by indenigenous people in the sense that we understand land ownership anyway. Therein lies the problem. A conundrum now being left to others to sort out, just like in the US, with varying degrees of success. Although mostly not.
16 - crushkill
I really like how he loves talking about himself!
17 - DukeDeMondo
Richard, congratulations Good Sir, and that interview was glorious also. It does the site no end of good to have folks like yourself on here. And what a lovely man, also.
18 - alessandro nicolo
Yeah, like the Inuit were going to extract the oil with their kakivak's. No offense. Congrats, Mr. Marcus. Montreal Canadiens - good man.