So. I go to The Beer Store today, and I buy some beer. And they give me a free can of chili. Now, I know the international agreements haven't been ratified, but, doesn't this violate something somewhere?
All I know is that I need to carry cards with me which say: "Trust me, don't go in there". Oddly enough, they weren't included in the package, and I will probably go to hell for suggesting to the marketing company that they be in the next iteration.
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