But trouble with the law isn’t limited to rock stars. Rush Limbaugh, a supporter of the war on drugs, had his latest squabble with law enforcement over his drug use on January 26.
He was detained for more than three hours, the Associated Press reported, at Palm Beach International Airport after customs officials found he had a bottle of Viagra. The prescription was in the name of one of Rush’s doctors, “for privacy purposes,” Limbaugh’s attorney, Roy Black, said. Looks like that plan backfired. He did not have a prescription for the Viagra. This got their attention because Limbaugh just reached a deal last month after he got busted for deceiving doctors so he could get overlapping prescriptions for painkillers.
I see two possible explanations for this. One explanation is that Rush is testing airport security as part of a special report. The second explanation is that spouting too much hot air can lead to erectile dysfunction. Are you paying attention, Bill O’Reilly?
Whew, I made it through the whole piece without making one joke about how I assumed that since Rush is such a dick that he’d have no problem with his manhood. Oops. Spoke too soon.
Article comments
1 - Scott Butki
ERic Olsen also has a good
piece about Axl
and his idiocy.
2 - Mohjho
As much as I dislike Rush, I believe he should have the right to take what ever drug he feels he needs to fix whatever ails him.
Too bad he doesn't agree.
3 - A.L. Harper
"he should have the right to take what ever drug he feels he needs to fix whatever ails him"
Apparently what ails is him is his cock.
4 - A.L. Harper
Oh good piece Scott. Very funny.
5 - MCH
Franken definitely needs to write sequel...
"Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat, Draft-dodging, Drug-addicted Impotent Idiot"
6 - sr
Scott, Let him who cast the first stone. Rush was arrested? BS you liberal loser. And what do you take to the bank dipstick? Probably bean sprouts.
The liberal mind. Go figure.
7 - MCH
Whoa...sr, I take it that phoney chickenhawk is one of your sacred cowards...?
8 - Scott Butki
Al. L., thanks.
9 - sr2
why do you make fun of Axl a very awesome rocker and why do you make fun of Rush I guy with a 158 IQ hey thats 158 higher than Butki. Thanks for inspiring me sr!
10 - sr
#7. If it makes you feel good, by all means speak your mind. Have some great recipes for chickenhawk stew.
11 - Ray Ellis
This "sr" person isn't a very good spokesperson for the conservative cause, is he?
12 - sr
Whoa...MCH, almost forgot since you were speaking of chickenhawks and sacred cowards. Did you like al frankensteins book? Rush has over twenty million listeners per week. How many does big fat albert have?
13 - sr
Ray#11. Must agree. Not sure about sr. What do you think Ms. Ellis?