I’m sorry my bag of clothes for Goodwill did not meet your expectations. Thank you for also strewing these across my backseat so as to allow me to re-evaluate whether or not I really wanted to donate these things or if I wanted to stick them back in my closet for another year.
Also, thank you for leaving the pink polo shirts belonging to my dogs Maggie and Gracie. They also thank you for your consideration as they do enjoy these polo shirts quite a lot.
Again, I am grateful for your time and consideration in ravaging my car and my belongings and violating my personal property. And again, since you did not take the condoms, please be safe. Safe sex first!
Sincerely,
Chelsea
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Article comments
1 - diana hartman
funny! and i love your amazon pick!
2 - Aaman
I guess someone owes you a CD-player and a Weezer CD, at the very least:)
3 - Matthew T. Sussman
The local constable is on the case! He'll give those hoodlums a good wallop.
4 - Aaman
That sounds like something from the British mystery novels:)
5 - Chelsea Snyder
Someone must pay for this tomfoolery!
6 - Dawn
Chelsea,
Thank you. I was having a shitty day, but compared to your day and subsequent funny post I feel a little less sucky.