An Interview With UFO Phil

Ufo Phil
Ever wonder what goes on in the mind of an alien loving musician? I got the pleasure of interviewing said being. UFO Phil, born in 1970 as Phil Hill, enjoys making music about aliens. His musicial talent comes from...well, an alien implanted chip. UFO Phil was first abducted by aliens in 1972. That's when Phil's music talents began to sprout. Apparently, the aliens implanted a chip into UFO Phil's head that increased his muscial talents. He now spends his time living on a hill somewhere in the U.S. making music about aliens to send their messages out...Anyway, I hope you enjoy reading this interview with the musician who loves aliens, UFO Phil.

KingKRool: So...tell our readers just what exactly you do and why you do it.

UFO Phil: I suppose the quick answer is that I write songs about aliens. But, there is so much more to it than that. I really need to be careful how much I tell you.

KingKRool: Why is that?

UFO Phil: Can you keep a secret?

KingKRool: Sure.

UFO Phil: First, because I don't know how much information your mind can handle. Second, because the Bad Aliens are likely to be monitoring everything we discuss.

KingKRool: Your website has a lot of songs on it. I've read your bio and it says that you got your musical talent from aliens that abducted you in the year 1972 and implanted a small chip that made you a musical guy. Do you really think the chip gives you musical talents?

UFO Phil: At first I was unsure about that. I mean, I knew the chip was there and the instruction manual they gave me said it was a music chip. But, it didn't really work right away, you know. So, I was skeptical. Kind of like when Doritos came out with that new "Cooler Ranch" flavor.

KingKRool: What would you do if that chip broke?

UFO Phil: The Doritos?

KingKRool: No, the chip in your head. The music chip.

UFO Phil: Oh, I would order a replacement. It's still under warranty.

KingKRool: I've heard you on a local radio station here in Orlando, Florida called the Hideout. Is there any reason why you call certain radio shows other than to contribute to a topic?

UFO Phil: Well, I tend to call radio shows that seem to have the highest MCQ.

KingKRool: MCQ?

UFO Phil: Mind Control Quotient. The Hideout in Orlando, for example. They are able to exert a huge amount of control over their listeners' brains.

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  • 1 - swingingpuss

    Jan 07, 2006 at 12:56 am

    He He He..... I can't stop laughing!! Someone put a pillow on my face

  • 2 - gonzo marx

    Jan 07, 2006 at 1:02 am

    ..:::grabs a pillow:::...

    you kinky grrrl...but...ok

    Excelsior!

  • 3 - swingingpuss

    Jan 07, 2006 at 1:22 am

    Gonzo, I can't help it the alien chip has turned me into a nymph....ehehe

  • 4 - gonzo marx

    Jan 07, 2006 at 1:26 am

    must have been the extra spicy salsa kind...

    but i digress

    ..:::applies pillow, and then...:::..

    Excelsior!

  • 5 - swingingpuss

    Jan 07, 2006 at 1:31 am

    ....gets arrested as was Senator John Morton in the movie- Rising Sun

  • 6 - gonzo marx

    Jan 07, 2006 at 1:59 am

    hey now..i am MUCH more careful than that

    never hurt that SP...well, nothing permanent at least...>weg<

    nuff said?

    Excelsior!

  • 7 - Christopher Rose

    Jan 07, 2006 at 9:31 am

    This is one of the finest interviews ever, anywhere.

    I shall be bitterly disappointed if someone doesn't come up with a quality CotD on this thread.

  • 8 - KingKRool

    Jan 07, 2006 at 2:03 pm

    Haha! Thanks guys!

  • 9 - UFO Phil

    Jan 08, 2006 at 12:55 am

    What, dear friends, is a CotD, if I may ask?

  • 10 - gonzo marx

    Jan 08, 2006 at 1:06 am

    your Wish is granted...
    "comment of the day"

    our own Comments editor peruses the pages of BC and picks out some perambulating piece of prose for Posterity, perpetuating it's profundity post haste into paragon potential by pasting it's persnickity parameters into a page provided

    hope that helps

    Excelsior!

  • 11 - SonnyD

    Jan 08, 2006 at 1:58 am

    Gonzo -- If I could only spell Renaissance Man, I would give you a compliment. First, you upset me with your political views, then bowl me over with your knowledge on religion, then come up with a statement like comment #10. You made my day.

  • 12 - gonzo marx

    Jan 08, 2006 at 2:03 am

    why SonnyD...that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me this year!(so far at least, but it IS only 8 days old)

    i try not to be one dimensional, and i am very glad to hear that my mad peckings at the keyboard have provided you with such a wide range of emotional experiences

    you know i live to Serve...

    Excelsior!

  • 13 - CRAZY BEAR

    Jan 09, 2006 at 11:46 pm

    CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET??

  • 14 - gonzo marx

    Jan 09, 2006 at 11:47 pm

    ummmmm....

    nope

    Excelsior!

  • 15 - PizzaBoy

    Jan 10, 2006 at 11:58 pm

    Think UFO Phil has some other chips missing...

  • 16 - Dim Sum

    Jan 16, 2006 at 11:49 am

    You mean besides the Doritos?

  • 17 - Lester

    Feb 04, 2006 at 2:36 am

    UFO will be hosting his own web-based radio show Saturday 2/4/06 at 10PM EST !!!!! Go to www.ufophil.com to hear it.

  • 18 - Lester

    Feb 21, 2006 at 2:16 am

    Phil is doing another show at thereisnoradio.com this Saturday night 2/25/06 at 10PM EST

  • 19 - KingKRool

    Feb 21, 2006 at 3:40 pm

    I love these shows! XD

  • 20 - UFO Raoul

    Oct 01, 2006 at 11:12 pm

    My God but I do love UFO Phil. His new video called UFO Transmissions is da bomb fo shizzle.

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