Ever wonder what goes on in the mind of an alien loving musician? I got the pleasure of interviewing said being. UFO Phil, born in 1970 as Phil Hill, enjoys making music about aliens. His musicial talent comes from...well, an alien implanted chip. UFO Phil was first abducted by aliens in 1972. That's when Phil's music talents began to sprout. Apparently, the aliens implanted a chip into UFO Phil's head that increased his muscial talents. He now spends his time living on a hill somewhere in the U.S. making music about aliens to send their messages out...Anyway, I hope you enjoy reading this interview with the musician who loves aliens, UFO Phil.
KingKRool: So...tell our readers just what exactly you do and why you do it.
UFO Phil: I suppose the quick answer is that I write songs about aliens. But, there is so much more to it than that. I really need to be careful how much I tell you.
KingKRool: Why is that?
UFO Phil: Can you keep a secret?
UFO Phil: First, because I don't know how much information your mind can handle. Second, because the Bad Aliens are likely to be monitoring everything we discuss.
KingKRool: Your website has a lot of songs on it. I've read your bio and it says that you got your musical talent from aliens that abducted you in the year 1972 and implanted a small chip that made you a musical guy. Do you really think the chip gives you musical talents?
UFO Phil: At first I was unsure about that. I mean, I knew the chip was there and the instruction manual they gave me said it was a music chip. But, it didn't really work right away, you know. So, I was skeptical. Kind of like when Doritos came out with that new "Cooler Ranch" flavor.
KingKRool: What would you do if that chip broke?
UFO Phil: The Doritos?
KingKRool: No, the chip in your head. The music chip.
UFO Phil: Oh, I would order a replacement. It's still under warranty.
KingKRool: I've heard you on a local radio station here in Orlando, Florida called the Hideout. Is there any reason why you call certain radio shows other than to contribute to a topic?
UFO Phil: Well, I tend to call radio shows that seem to have the highest MCQ.
UFO Phil: Mind Control Quotient. The Hideout in Orlando, for example. They are able to exert a huge amount of control over their listeners' brains.