Al Franken Has Bad Day at GOP Convention

This picture below is posted on The Drudge Report, but without any commentary. I guess I can understand the pressures involved in being a liberal talk show host at the GOP Convention.

I thought it might be interesting, however, to provide the dialogue for Franken. Here's my take:




Are you the guy who coordinates the food around here? I told you that I wanted REAL butter with my toast, not margarine!!!

David Flanagan
Viewpointjournal.com

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  • 1 - bhw

    Sep 01, 2004 at 3:42 pm

    Very funny! Mind if I steal your idea and put this photo on my caption zonkboard on my site?

  • 2 - Mac Diva

    Sep 01, 2004 at 4:09 pm

    Yo, Al! Get contacts. Those glasses are photographing so badly they make him look like the nutty professor regardless of what he is saying.

  • 3 - boomcrashbaby

    Sep 01, 2004 at 4:11 pm

    Caption 1: Franken illustrates to staffer how Cheney might turn on him, like this.....".

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    Caption 2: The left's radio personality brings an oxycontin-free vigor to a debate.

  • 4 - Big Time Patriot

    Sep 01, 2004 at 4:46 pm

    Look I've got a little speck on my fingertip, I think it's a planet and the little who's are shouting "We are here, We are HERE, WE ARE HERE!!"

  • 5 - Duane

    Sep 01, 2004 at 5:20 pm

    "Hey, fucknuckle, this pass is definitely NOT a forgery. And if you don't back off, like RIGHT NOW, I'm going to take this finger and shove it up your nose!"

  • 6 - Dan

    Sep 01, 2004 at 7:58 pm

    "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and people like me dammit!!"

  • 7 - David Flanagan

    Sep 01, 2004 at 11:21 pm

    Go right ahead bhw.

    David

  • 8 - David Flanagan

    Sep 01, 2004 at 11:23 pm

    Here's a new one:

    "Oh my god! You've got a HUGE zit on your nose!!!! Can I touch it?"

  • 9 - Evilwhiteguy

    Sep 02, 2004 at 12:49 am

    How about (top pic), "And tell your buddy here to get his hand outta my armpit, or...or...or it's gonna smell really bad!"

  • 10 - jack e. jett

    Sep 02, 2004 at 7:16 am

    No, no, no, I am not going to rehab for booze. i am fine. hand me another bourbon coke and make it fast, dammit.

    jack e. jett

  • 11 - Eric Olsen

    Sep 02, 2004 at 7:52 am

    "I am a lawn jockey"

  • 12 - Shark

    Sep 02, 2004 at 8:26 am

    "...I just left Ann Coulter's hotel room. Wanna smell my finger?"

  • 13 - Joe

    Sep 02, 2004 at 12:06 pm

    Shark-
    "...I just left Ann Coulter's hotel room..." that lead-in just begs a reference to the Crying Game.

  • 14 - jack e. jett

    Sep 02, 2004 at 6:25 pm

    good one shark.

    disgusting...i can feel the vomit rising in my throat..but still a good one.

    jack

  • 15 - Eric Olsen

    Sep 02, 2004 at 6:51 pm

    "It's weird: when I close my mouth, my right index finger extends."

  • 16 - Mike Kole

    Sep 02, 2004 at 7:48 pm

    "You think conservatives are compassionate? Are you frickin' crazy? Liberals are frickin' compassionate, and don't you ever forget it, you jackbooted nazi hatemonger!"

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