"I love my little kitty, Dr. Sniffles. I was premed at the time, so that’s where the doctor part came from, and Sniffles, I just thought it was cute. I was like, “What can she cure?” And she makes me happy, so she cures sadness."
Your cat? You could say anything at all. Anything. You want to tell us you love your cat? Your fricking cat? I see. Well, I know a kid with a thing for turtles and face paint that you might be perfect for.