A Shameful Moment Of Geekness

Dear Fellow Blogcritics, I have been putting off this post for a while because I couldn't decide if it was gonna make me took like a geek.

But after reading a few more posts this morning (all of which were excellent, by the way) I just couldn't take it anymore.

OK, so what's the trouble? Is it the fact that Pat Cooper, nutjob commedian extraordinaire, is covered in sauce? That all your old visual fantasies of Herb Alpert's Whipped Cream And Other Delights have been forever ruined?

As they say in Maine, NoSuh!

The problem is that the text is smooshed right up against the image.

I just can't stand it.

So here's the html hint that is making me feel like ever so much the geek as I type this sentence: add the attributes "ALIGN=left HSPACE=5" to your image tag.

It will add a nice little 'force field' around the picture.

See? Now your original visual fantasy has been restored.

And now I suppose I will have to live with my increased level of geekosity.

(First posted on Mark Is Cranky)

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  • 1 - Eric Olsen

    Mar 10, 2004 at 4:09 pm

    how does HSPACE relate to BORDER?

  • 2 - Mark Saleski

    Mar 10, 2004 at 4:11 pm

    i think that hspace is like an invisible border.

    geezuz, i feel so geeky. i gotta go home and listen to the Dead or somethin'

  • 3 - Eric Olsen

    Mar 10, 2004 at 4:14 pm

    why "5"? Do others numbers work, ie, the bigger the larger the space?

  • 4 - Mark Saleski

    Mar 10, 2004 at 4:17 pm

    right. the number is pixels. larger values give more whitespace.

    to be honest, the value of 5 was just the first one i picked. it looked good and i stuck with it. your mileage may vary.

  • 5 - Eric Olsen

    Mar 10, 2004 at 4:20 pm

    I added it on the Death by iPod (fake story, by the way) pic and there doesnt' seem to be a space below the pic?

  • 6 - Phillip Winn

    Mar 10, 2004 at 4:26 pm

    Okay, okay, I'll tweak the CSS one of these days, but for now you can use both HSPACE and VSPACE to get spaces on the sides (Horizontal) and top and bottom (Vertical). Sorry.

  • 7 - Mark Saleski

    Mar 10, 2004 at 4:28 pm

    phillip, this wasn't meant as a zing at your setup....it just bugged me.

    though adding this to the css is a fine idea.

  • 8 - Craig Lyndall

    Mar 10, 2004 at 4:32 pm

    Hey Phillip, you don't get enough props for the how well this site is run, especially for how many members there are and how many articles are written every day. Anyway, just seems like an appropriate time to lay on some kudos and thanks.

  • 9 - Phillip Winn

    Mar 10, 2004 at 4:33 pm

    Last time I redesigned things, I ended up almost-aborting after finishing 80% of the work because of bug in MSIE, and the result is, well, 90% of what it needs to be.

    I've only recently discovered a way to pass completely different CSS to each specific version of MSIE, plus I've dedicated a machine of mine to stay on MSIE 5.5 for testing (which I couldn't even do last time) so I think I will soon again attack the design and try to improve readability.

    Then again, some people always getting really irate when things change, no matter how much better things are, so I'm not exactly eager. :-)

  • 10 - Eric Olsen

    Mar 10, 2004 at 4:33 pm

    you mean I have to do flipping "H" and "V" space? Computers fucking suck.

  • 11 - Phillip Winn

    Mar 10, 2004 at 4:34 pm

    Yes, they do, but in this case it's partially my fault, too. Sorry, truly.

  • 12 - Jim Carruthers

    Mar 10, 2004 at 4:35 pm

    I'm shocked! Shocked that you didn't include Soul Asylum's "Clam Dip and Other Delights", Shocked I tell ya. Now, where's that boarder tag (he owes me two months rent).

  • 13 - Mac Diva

    Mar 10, 2004 at 4:38 pm

    Mark, I've tried hspaces, borders, shrinking the image, you name it, and images posted at Blogcritiics still come out less than optimum much of the time. The preexisting template just overrides it. Coding from Blogger nearly always needs tweaking, for image and text.

  • 14 - Mark Saleski

    Mar 10, 2004 at 4:39 pm

    wow! i didn't even know that one existed. it has now been added to the "...And Other Delights" hall of fame.

  • 15 - Mark Saleski

    Mar 10, 2004 at 4:41 pm

    eric's right...computers suck.

  • 16 - Michael Croft

    Mar 10, 2004 at 7:54 pm

    Personally, I prefer to use the newer CSS properties than the HSPACE property. In your img tag, or in a span that wraps your img tag, use the following: style="padding:5px" If you want to float the image to the right of the text and have the text wrap around it, you could use style="float:right;padding:5px"

    It would be about as easy if there were a class in the stylesheet for paddedobjects. Then you'd use IMG class="paddedobject".

    Not only does the CSS method separate layout from content (which is an abstract good), it also provides a more maintainable design layer for Phillip.

  • 17 - Mac Diva

    Mar 10, 2004 at 8:16 pm

    I've copied your suggestions to try later, Michael. Thanks.

  • 18 - TDavid

    Mar 10, 2004 at 9:18 pm

    What's so bad about "looking like a geek"? :)

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  • 20 - gonzo marx

    Mar 26, 2005 at 12:32 am

    first...thanx Phillip fer keeping this stie going..it is much appreciated..

    second..can i puh-leeEEEeeeze..toss spammers like this "relacore" guy into the wood chipper?

    third...geeks are good..me am hardware type...say it loud, say it Proud!

    and it's NoSah up here where i am..NoSuh would be southern...but ya will hafta ask a dixie type about that...

    Excelsior!

  • 21 - DrPat

    Mar 26, 2005 at 6:52 am

    As we used to say at school: last week I couldn't spell "en-guh-neer," and today, I are one!

    (That's pronounced with a hard "g" in the middle sylable, BTW...)

    Thank you for the img padding tag - I have alredy grabbed it and modded My Function Keys tag set to use it! And while CSS is a great thing, the easiest way I've found to make posts portable from one place to another is the old-fashioned content-embedded tag.

  • 22 - Dave Nalle

    Mar 26, 2005 at 1:10 pm

    You could always just align your images right instead of left and let the ragged line ends do the padding for you. Works for me.

    Dave

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