More, I say, leaning into the theologian's putrid yap. You know nothing bout the Savage Purple. You know nothing bout that aura, you jaded old bastard, you know nothing bout how being in the grip of that aura filled me with the kinda faith you've studied for years and never once tasted.
It burns my throat to breathe outside of that aura, I tell him.
He doesn't understand, because how could he?
He doesn't even know what Savage Purple means, and I'm too raw for to explain it yet, I need a couple nights wortha chemically-enhanced kip and a few thousand strums of a battered acoustic fore I could even begin to think about referring directly to "her" as opposed to wrapping the narrative round metaphor and obscure reference.
Even if I were to point out what this note right here about "I dunno if I miss Dublin so much as I miss the 'lectric whip-crack of her smile cross the night-time" actually means, even then it'd be like expecting him to get the same rush from a shitty black-and-white reproduction of Piss Christ as he might get from standing before the article itself, framed by the shrieking white of the gallery walls. It's a second hand experience, it's a teenager in 2005 reading about how amazing The Clash were in 1977.
"Balls", he hisses, "Go wank or somethin. You're pathetic. An' anyway, the fuck you yacking on about? Look at you! With the busted teeth you never fixed and the eyes sunk in the head and the gawky grin. All the prose in the world, all the sonnets you can muster, none of that, none, I say, will make you one hooker's fart more attractive to her. There's more chance of Dublin uprooting and dancing a drunken jig cross Thailand than there is of anyone so beautifully decadent and talented and inspiring feeling anything other than kinda-guilty tolerance for the likes a you. You make me sick to my granny's balls."
For sure, I say, you got a sharp tongue for someone doesn't even fucking exist unless I feel like coloring a narrative a tad.
I could let those barbed-wire observations draw blood, but no, I just ignore the old cunt because he's offering nothing of any use to me, and anyhow, I'm trying to read the following note I made whilst trying not to weep my guts out my eyes;
Article comments
1 - Eric Berlin
Damn, Duke -- I fear you've infected us with your sense of anguish and weary anxiety now... which could only sit upon us until the release of the next part of this tale.
I have no idea what to expect, but I can only imagine the apocalyptic tale of love and loss and madness that awaits.
2 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
thank you Eric! yeah, that's pretty much what to expect, i'd say. this is the first instalment of i dunno how many. who knows how long the tale will take to spin?
3 - Bennett
Naw Eric, it's gunna have a HAPPY ending...
Thanks for the voyage Duke. My soul got yanked by Phil at the Cow Palace, in '79 I think it was.
Didja ever give the printout to HP Woman?
4 - Eric Berlin
Duke, you torturous bastard!
5 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
hah, it's my best quality, is my torturousness!
Bennett, the very thought of handing such a rant to HPW is far too insanial for to ever consider for a second. well, i CONSIDER plenty things, but no, no such action could ever be deemed wise or neccesary.
6 - Bennett
Duke - Maybe not wise, certainly not necessary, but we would have loved to hear about it.
;-]
7 - Eric Berlin
As my college buddies used to say...
"Come on, do it for the story!"
8 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
you fellas are gonna have me knee-deep in insufferable torment for the sake of a buncha paragraphs! worse, i think it would be a splendid idea, but no, it would cause HPW to undergo all sortsa embaressment, and no, thats not fair. if it was MY OWN embaressment, i'd be on the motherfucker. the situation, i mean, not HPW.
oh, an credit where it's due, the "ending fitting for the start" line is from Can't Stand Me Now by The Libertines.
9 - Bennett
"it would cause HPW to undergo all sortsa embaressment, "
Only if you worked with her on a daily basis. I would venture to guess that if you walked up to her and said something long the lines of:
"Hey, I don't know you, but I'm a writer/poet of some sort, and you inspired me to write a piece that went and got published on a non-porn website. I hope you enjoy the read, and thanks for the inspiration. You have yourself a really pleasant life."
Hand it to her and stroll away.
Me? I think it would make her entire year
Perhaps bhw, Margarette, Swingingpuss, Lisa, and any other BCer of the fairer persuasion would care to comment?
gotta admit Her Duke, it does make one grin to think about...
10 - Mark Saleski
dang, this reads like Naked Lunch a bit.
well, a bit more coherent tho.
11 - Mark Sahm
Bennett, have you been reading 1001 Ways to Be Romantic again?
12 - Bennett
"Bennett, have you been reading..."
Heh! Naw Mark, but I know a GREAT intro when I see one.
Duke, dressed clean but casual, with that certain savoir faire common to Irish Poets, leaning against a train station pillar whilst thoughtfully penning some deep thoughts, until HPW happens by...
"Uh... 'scuze the all hell outa me lassie..."
Damn, there's a movie in this...
13 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
both Marks, thank you for checkin in! Sir Saleski, i'm gonna take that as a compliment, since Naked Lunch is one of the finest examples of consistentally deranged language i ever did encounter.
Bennett, i dare say the actual event would suffer horribly in comparison to the image you just planted...
14 - Greg Smyth
Tres Burroughs, my friend. Tighten it up a bit and you've got some sort of James Joyce rewrites Naked Lunch novella. Top drawer.
15 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
goodness, sir Smyth, thank you! and i know, this right here is incredibly loose-limbed. for the worse, i'd say. one day in the future i might get it tightened in some sort of manner, but right now i'm up to the teeth in part two, just as freewheelin, with a tiny bit more focus, i think, and less embaressing. slightly.
16 - Eric Berlin
Greg -- You pegged it perfectly. Was gonna go the Joyce route but for fear of Duke et al saying, Great, put me with the Irish Writer, you right bastard (or some such).
Bennett -- Most hilarious use of the word "non-porn" in the history of time!
17 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
Eric, more of a "oh dear god, i will never be fit to wipe the steam from off his statue's glasses" type reaction, and a general unease.
but certainly welcome, dear god aye.
and i second the non-porn thing. meant to mention that, actually...
18 - Eric Berlin
You're fit brotha, now get back to typin' !
19 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
ETA for part two - bout five minutes.
20 - Bennett
Duke and Eric - Thanks for the nod. "Non-porn" was right inspired that!
Now on to part two!
21 - gypsyman
someday we will all have the balls to write like Duke.
beautiful
22 - DJRadiohead
I will never have the balls to write like The Duke... I can only hope to curse like him.
We all have goals. That is mine.
I love this, Duke!