You’re a liberal and have a few secret, highly conservative thoughts. You sport a long, grey-ponytail behind your semi-bald head, drive a Volvo, own a beautiful 9mm Glock, once saw the Grateful Dead, but secretly just love the Carpenters.
You’re a hard-core conservative, but harbor a few almost-sexual thoughts about Tom Cruise. You go to church every Sunday, but you’re scared of Ralph Reed, and like to smoke dope and listen to the Sex Pistols.
Now is the time to come forward and confess your sins.
The idea for this thread was sparked by the following exchange in another area.
Notorious Alleged Right-Wing Whack-Job David Flanagan:
->I’m moderate on gun control. Asking people to register weapons is not unconstitutional and must we REALLY allow AK 47s for home defense? I don’t think so! Though, if Maryland had a Conceal Carry law, I’d be the first to sign up.
->I’m very much in support of affirmative action programs. We live in a society where equal access to opportunities and resources does not exist, therefore, we need to adjust for those inequities. I don’t believe in governmental redistribution of wealth, but I do believe in programs that offer incentives to help groups who are currently being underserved.
->Congressional spending is completely out of control. Republicans will lose BIG on this issue unless they change their ways FAST!
->I’m a strong believer in multi-culturalism, though, I’m annoyed with the current mindset that says it’s okay to be anything but Christian.
Thats all for now.
Comments by Notorious Left-Wing Liberal Whack Job SHARK:
“Man, Dave, things apparently ain’t as bad as they seem.
Maybe we should open up a thread were Liberals & Conservatives confess their ‘sins’ relative to their alleged labels.
That could be fun, interesting, informative — initiate some peace — and maybe take us toward a common ground where we could actually start fixing some of the problems facing this nation in the future.
->I think fundamentalist lslamic nations should be force-fed Science Education at the barrel of a gun.
->I think the US borders should be sealed with a giant wall, electrified barbed-wire, and patrolled by the National Guard.
->I think all immigration to the US should be halted.
->I think the government should intervene in the personal sexual lives of Americans by outlawing all breeding and rutting to achieve a zero-population growth level.
->I think we should invade and colonize Mexico in a preemptive war.
->I think we should nuke Israel and Palestine and turn that area into an international sandbox for children of all nationalities.
->(Prior to dropping the Big One, we should offer to give the Jews Arizona and Nevada to the Palestinians. Draft all ghetto residents and their pit-bull pets into an army to patrol the borders of those two states. (Jobs, baby!)
->I think most “psychological” and behavioral afflictions currently categorized as “diseases” should be called what they really are: failure of character and/or lack of self-control.
->I think all psychologists and sociologists should be tried as witches and given appropriate punishment.
->I think responsibility for one’s actions should replace making excuses by posing as a victim of ___ (fill in the blank)
->I’m against abortion because of personal moral principles.
->I would favor a greater level of public exposure to the true principles of Christ, and would like to see more people and institutions hold ‘Christianity’ to those principles.
->I’m okay with guns, but would be willing to outlaw them in traffic.
->Oh yeah, and I fucking HATE Whoopi Goldberg and Oprah Winfrey.
(I’m sure there’s more!)
C’mon kids, confess your contraditions. Be honest. Let us see your inner pinko. Let loose your right-wing reactionary id. You’ll feel better.