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Intelligent Design Proponents Attempt Experimental Science

In an attempt that Intelligent Design (ID) theorists’ claim will definitively disprove Darwin’s theory, ID proponents will attempt to mate humans and chimpanzees to “empirically test Darwin’s theory” in the words of one ID theorist. Under the controversial plan, female volunteers will copulate with male chimpanzees. ID proponents predict that none of the women will become impregnated, thus refuting Darwinism. ... Read More »

Why Bother With Kansas

“Hegel remarks somewhere that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.” -Karl Marx, The Eighteenth Brumaire of Louis Napoleon “Is it 1925 already?” – Mango By now everyone has probably heard about the ongoing “trial” in Kansas. Presumably this circus of pseudo-science ... Read More »

Kansas School Board Endlessly Debates Evolution

I'm sure this debate will never end. Every time there's a conservative majority on the school-board, we'll go through this crap all over again, and then when it's back to a moderate majority it'll all get repealed, repeat ad infinitum. My God--I mean my Darwin--I mean my God... Read More »

Darwin’s Legacy

God called me last night. There’s no easier way to put it, especially for you atheistic, devil-worshiping, socialist America haters out there. God did call me. And boy, was He pissed. “What’s so tough to understand about ‘intelligent design’,” he fumed. “What, do those Darwinidiots think I’m not intelligent?” “No, sir,” I said quickly. It’s not a good thing to ... Read More »

Catholicism vs. Witchcraft

Some teenagers came onto a pagan web site and asked if it was ok for Catholics like them to practice witchcraft. I was forced to tell them that in my understanding, the Catholic church wasn’t amenable to them practicing witchcraft, no matter how trendy. Anticipating their dilema, I wrote something to help them make up their minds. Some advantages of ... Read More »