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Can We Get a Bloomberg Recall?

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Maybe I have no place discussing Mayor Bloomberg, as I don’t live in New York and have had no opinion about him either way prior to this latest SNAFU, but damn, does that guy come off as a serious knob.

I felt pretty sure that the entire city of New York was going to collapse into a chaotic catastrophe as night fell, based on his late afternoon speech and update. NPR had the only news yesterday, as all the major stations were out here in Cleveland, but damn if I didn’t feel worse after hearing the mildly nasal Bloomberg attempt to reassure the New Yorkers that he had ANYTHING under control. He sound more annoyed to be forced to deal with a MAJOR issue of epic proportions that clearly was drawing him away from more important things, like counting his money.

To say that the outage was a “major inconvenience.” and any tangential reference to things being relatively normal, is the tell-tale sign of a huge, insulated, pompous, self-congratulating douchemonger.

WHERE THE HELL IS GIULIANI? Now there is g*ddamn mayor - a man of the people, for the people and by the people. Rudy would have been handing out water, giving out free sandwiches, fanning old people, blowing up balloons and making silly animal characters for children HAD HE BEEN MAYOR.

I don’t like to say this, but an extremely rich, selfish man [of non-descript ethnic orgins] should not be mayor of New York. I want a crusty, grizzled Italian kicking ass and taking names. Or like Pataki for example. Now there is a politician who spoke with authority and clarity. He said the right things (and I paraphrase here): “What the fuck was that shit all about? I mean Jeebus Chriss who’s responsible, how the hell did this happen AND WHEN ARE YOU NITWITS GOING TO GET THIS SHIT FIXED? I better see some head’s rolling and some ball’s ratcheted, or some caps are gonna get busted in someone’s ass, understand BITCHES? Now get me some gloves, roll up my sleeves and find that pussyfied, candyassed little girl Bloomberg, ’cause someone’s getting a chronic beatdown.”

Yeah, that’s what I am saying man. Talk the talk and walk the walk – or get out of the most important city in the world and stop making us look bad.

The City of New York survived, but it wasn’t thanks to the leadership of Capt. Doucheberg, it was because of a fortification of strength, courage and profound pride instilled in a city that was brutishly attacked and came back better than ever, and definitely in part, due to the leadership and character of their former Mayor Giuliani.

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  • cjones

    I am not quite sure which Giuliani you are talking about. When I was in NY we used to refer to him as Adolph Giuliani. Don’t be fooled by his latest PR campaign. The man is nothing more than a hateful puppet.

  • http://www.morethings.com/log Al Barger

    It’s been nice knowing you, Dawn. The PC cops will be arriving ANY MINUTE NOW. You’re definitely due for a trip to South Park’s Death Camp of Tolerance.

  • Eric Olsen

    Dawn dear, you might consider clarifying your “I don’t like to say this, but an extremely rich, selfish Jewish man should not be mayor of New York” line – it has discomfited more than one concerned citizen who isn’t familiar with your style and personal background. We don’t want to see you dumped in with the Protocols of the Elders of Zion crowd, now do we?

  • Dawn

    Not sure who tattletailed – but I have fucking email too and I AM A JEW by the rules of which Hitler used, so I hardly think I am some secret anti-Semite.

  • http://moxie.nu/blog.php Moxie

    Dawn’s mother is Jewish, Dawn is Jewish. What is wrong with someone of Jewish heritage calling another person Jewish?

    I think the part people are upset about is the rich and selfish.

  • http://www.morethings.com/log Al Barger

    A Jewish cracker- Yahweh help us, cause them is the most hardcore ass-kickers going.

    Nonetheless, even Miss Dawn’s reputation as a champion arm-wrestler does not intimidate me.

  • http://gratefuldread.net/fando/ Natalie Davis

    Giuliani didn’t become a “hero” — and then, only to some, certainly not to me — until the Twin Towers fell. I find his ascension to “America’s mayor” laughable. And don’t get me started on Mayor Gloomberg.