So we watched the History Channel’s Bible Code special. We’re suckers for those shows, even though we go in highly skeptical and come out even more skeptical. The main problem is that they are deadly accurate in hindsight. Look, there’s clear evidence that the Twin Towers would be attacked. Let’s ask Condi about that, why don’t we?
There’s even code telling us that Saddam would be captured last year. Any code about Usama’s capture date? Didn’t think so.
There were some predictions. The world is ending in 2012. No need to worry about the Social Security system.
Then there was the most precise prediction. The WMDs were moved through Syria and hidden in the Bekah valley in Lebanon. We’ll have an extensive military operation to recover them in 2005. Now we know Bush will win. You know Kerry isn’t going into Lebanon in his first year.