The Higher Power of Scrotums: Book Drives Librarians Nuts! - Page 2

Under normal circumstances, it might have been years, possibly never, before I got around to reading this year's Newbery Award winner, but fortunately controversy made reading it a vital necessity. One does not have to go far into The Higher Power of Lucky to find the word. It's right there, on page one. Our heroine overhears a dramatic story about a man whose dog was bit on the scrotum by a rattlesnake.

If I'd thought the controversy was silly before, reading the context elevated it to positively asinine. We're not even talking about a human scrotum, but a canine one, similar to any one of the millions presently on display in living rooms, yards and parks across the country. I had assumed based on the level of hysteria that the scrotum was perhaps doing something vaguely offensive or scatological, instead of valiantly withstanding the attack of a rattler. Considering the average dog's propensity for doing embarrassing things to their privates, usually in public, this particular scrotum is positively heroic.

If the "controversy" had stopped with the Publisher's Weekly bit, it would have been easily shrugged off. Unfortunately, what with all the concern over troop surges and military hospital failures and where oh God where on Your Green Earth shall Anna Nicole be buried, it was apparently a slow news week, and the scrotum controversy went national. The New York Times and Newsweek both picked up the story, leading to an explosion in scrotal related newspaper stories.

Many of the articles, like the original PW one, failed to mention the fact that the scrotum in question belonged to a dog. The New York Times article did have one woman insisting that this was yet another example of the "Howard Stern" effect on our country, where people just use nasty words for no reason but to upset good decent people. Comments like this always reveal more about the commenter than the commentated (like maybe they haven't read the book), but what bothered me more was the thought that the people who actually wrote the articles had not read the book. How else to explain the inclusion of quotes like "you won't find men's genitalia in quality literature" without any kind of fact-based alternative perspective? Either the reporters hadn't read the book (which isn't that long, people) or else the reporters were more interested in la scandale than the truth, and we know that never happens.

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I am a film and music librarian for a public library system. Like many of my kind, I suffer from RKS, or Random Knowledge Syndrome. These musings are the inevitable end result of that condition.

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  • 1 - GL Hauptfleisch

    Mar 05, 2007 at 8:27 am

    Enjoyable piece, highly amusing. You know, for a article about, um, well...you know...

  • 2 - Katie McNeill

    Mar 05, 2007 at 10:14 am

    This is a great article! I had no idea any of this was going on and it just makes me want to read the book that much more.

  • 3 - ffakerson

    Mar 05, 2007 at 11:45 am

    Ugh! Next thing you know you'll be telling me that it's okay to use words like "ovary", "navel" or "duodenum" in children's stories.

  • 4 - jaz

    Mar 05, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    rectum?...damn nearkilled 'em"

    thanks for the fun read...

    /golfclap

    the Tao ofD'oh.

    (don't play the link in the library!)

  • 5 - Ruvy in Jerusalem

    Mar 05, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    I cannot believe that a DOG's scrotum is the center of a controversy like this! Watching dogs is the way lots of kids learn about sex.

    Man!!!

  • 6 - Brad Blake

    Mar 05, 2007 at 3:36 pm

    If the dog was bit in the scrotum by a rattler, what are you going to say? He was bit in his "dingleberries", his "ballsack", his "genetailia", his "thing that hangs off his other thingy", his "thing the doctor pushes when he or she says 'cough'", or what?

    Undoubtedly the same uptight, right-wing, book burning types who elected U Know Who.

  • 7 - Natalie Bennett

    Mar 05, 2007 at 7:29 pm

    This article has been selected for syndication to Advance.net, which is affiliated with newspapers around the United States. Nice work!

    And definitely not bollocks. (Sorry, couldn't resist...)

  • 8 - MAOZ

    Mar 06, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    "Book Drives Librarians Nuts!"

    Pun intended?

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