But there's no doubt, man, there's more to the fella than just the scowling and the "shut your mouth" and such. In the chapter on religion, he even goes so far as to suggest that "gays" might make good adoptive parents.
So what it is, is confusing. He says something rather progressive, even touching, and then a page later he'll tell you your friends are scumbags because you shared a joint with them.
What I would do, if I were in charge of a legion of offspring, is to make sure I read it first, before handing it over. Just like maybe those films Bill's so upset about, like maybe Dead Or Alive by Takashi Miike, there's plenty there that'll enhance the lives of the young un's, but then every so often there'll be a spot of bestiality and someone drowning in a bath of shit.
Be careful, is all. Parental Guidance and such.
Thanks folks.
The Duke resides at Mondo Irlando
Article comments
1 - Mark Saleski
what we have here is yet more evidence that we need to elect The Duke to the office of president of the united states of america.
can you just imagine the state of the union addresses?
2 - Mark Saleski
oh, and i thought you were makin' that stuff up about "clinton/white house/oral sex"....but then i went on amazon and searched in the book.
and i'll be danged if that aint' a direct quote.
that o'reilly guy. a class act. ;-)
3 - ribbet
holy shit this guy must have goebbles magled hand up his ass with all the sheer bullshit he spews forth from rupert murdocks "WILFRED BRIMLEY XP900 MIND CONTROL SATELLITE" come on him and that one chick that would make the nitch of buchenwald blush have brought the news networks what they want Yellow journalisitic fascist propoganda.... our country is surely going to hell in a giant suv full of discount bibles ... i for one am secretly learning the canadian political system so when they reinstate the draft i can emigrate to canada and use those books for toilet paper... suck it BILDO
4 - Aaman
#3, I for one hope you are secretly learning the English language -and does Bildo refer to the time Bilbo Baggins played for Steely Dan?
5 - Jim Carruthers
So, the lesson we've learned from Bill O'Reilly (who continues to besmirch the name of the finest computer book publisher on the planet right now) is that adults need to lie to kids, and kids, if you go into a party with nothing but adults. that's okay, but you don't get a cut from the video sales. And it's supposed to hurt, goddamn-it, what are you, some little crying pussy?
6 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
hey folks
wow, Mark, that was just what i was thinking. Mind you, i don't think i have the arse for to take the job. Vice president, though, i could manage. Or maybe foreign secretary or some such. I could ask i suppose. I did phone the white house one time asking if i could arrange a tour for the communist party of Ireland. ah, the joys of youth. Incidentally, the fella who answered (a very droll english gent) didn't understand my accent, so hung up. Motherfucker.
ribbet, i'm guessing you're a fan.
Aaman, who the hell knows what the english language is nowadays. its changing all the time, on account of those damn txt msg and such.
jim, thats about the crux of it all. Although i must admit, there were times when Bill made sense. Hard to get a handle on the steel-eyed motherfucker from the book. Best to watch The Factor for a week or two and you'll know all you need to know.
God bless you Bill O'motherfuckinReilly