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I would like some information regarding Virginia Woolf. How long does the reading take? How long does one need for recovery? Are there any precautions to be taken before starting? How much does she cost?

She is safe and simple only if assisted by a guidebook and can be completed within 20 days to one month. Make sure to have Prozac with you during the entire time of reading. Once finished, the reader can recover his energies by reading absolutely nothing for a few hours and taking complete rest for a weekend before resuming with other books. The cost will depend on whether you are buying first-hand or second-hand editions.

I'm a 24-year-old single woman living with my parents. My problem is that I buy 6-7 books every day. My parents have grown very upset and they have given me an ultimatum of one month to decide if I want them or the books in the house. I am very confused. Please advice.

What! 24 years of age and still living with parents! Of course, ask your parents to move out.

Send in your queries to: Ask the Bookologist, Bookoholic Clinic, 36, Bibliostan. New Delhi, India.
Meetings by appointments. Only on Sundays.

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