Pulp Pages: Pick-Up by Charles Willeford

“The streets were dark with something more than night.” - Raymond Chandler

“When you’re an orphan at the age of eight,“ Charles Willeford once said, “you realize that you’re the next one to die. You’re vision of life is colored by reality rather than pipe dreams.” Still, in Willeford’s 40-year writing career in an array of genres — fiction, poetry, journalism, screenwriting, autobiography, literary criticism — and life as hard-luck urchin, Depression-era drifter, career soldier, seamy-side carouser, and unconventional college teacher, it’s a skewed vision, replete with pitch-black humor.

Indeed, it’s a droll noir that becomes immediately apparent with such works as Cockfighter, a book about the sport of cockfighting based on Homer’s Odyssey; Honey Gal, about an ex-accountant and novelist who pretends to be the new minister at an all-black church; and 1953’s High Priest of California, a tale about a psychotic and violent used car salesman that was rejected by Fawcett’s Gold Medal Books as “too weird.”

Nevertheless, High Priest, the first in what would become Willeford’s San Francisco trilogy (ending with Until I am Dead, later retitled Wild Wives), found a home with a lower-tier imprint of Universal Publishing and Distributing, which came up with a pulp-fic perfect blurb of sordid sorts: “The world was his oyster - and women his pearls! A roaring saga of the male animal on the prowl!”

The oddly fascinating Pick-Up came out the following year on one of Universal’s seedy sex lines, Beacon Books, who announced it in similarly sensationalistic fashion: “He holed up with a helpless lush. A story that builds to a shattering climax!” If nothing else, that serves as a succinct summation of Pick-Up’s structure, though the devil’s still in the details - boy still meets girl, but it’s not of the time-honored “meet-cute” manner that you see in the movies:

... I lit two cigarettes and passed her one. She sucked deeply.

'My name is Harry Jordan,' I said solemnly. 'I’m thirty-two years of age and when I’m not working, I drink.'

Her laugh closely resembled a tinkling bell. 'My name is Helen Meredith. I’m thirty-three years old and I don’t work at all. I drink all of the time.'

Article Author: Gordon Hauptfleisch

Gordon Hauptfleisch is a Blogcritics Books Editor, freelance writer, and book reviewer for the San Diego Union Tribune. For many years he worked in and managed bookstores and record stores. Email him and he'll stop talking in the third-person.
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