If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of A B-Movie Actor - Bruce Campbell

Author: DeanoPublished: May 21, 2003 at 10:35 am 6 comments

"Such is an actor's life. We must ride the waves of every film, barfing occasionally, yet maintain our dignity, even as the bulk of our Herculean efforts are keel-hauled before our very eyes." -Bruce Campbell.

You've very probably seen Bruce Campbell onscreen or flickering brightly (albeit briefly) as you channel-surfed the cable hinterlands at 1 A.M, even it you didn't realize it at the time. He is the ominipresent "blue-collar" working guy of the film and television industry, a solid, industrial-chinned actor who pops up routinely (on such television shows as Xena, Homicide, Ellen; and in roles such as the (soon to be dead) scientest in Congo, a soap opera star in Fargo and, most recently, as the Ring Announcer in the big-budget hit Spider-Man), and has developed a long, somewhat twisted yet steadily successful career in the entertainment industry.

He also is a "cult" hero for his work in several B-movie splatter fests (The Evil Dead series), a well-known speaker on the convention and college circuit and, in If Chins Could Kill, a surprisingly good teller of tales.

If Chins Could Kill is part biography (touching on his misspent youth in the Detroit suburbs and the creation of the "Detroit Mafia", a loose collection of young up-and-coming Detroit movie makers including his friend Director Sam Raimi), part how-to-make-low-budget-independent-films-involving-huge-amounts-of-karo-syrup (used for fake blood), and part philosphical musings on the entertainment industry, movie-making and of his place in the Hollywood foodchain.

Somewhat chaotic in style, and for the most part almost wholly irreverant throughout, the book mainly concentrates on Campbell and the Raimi brothers initial forays into film-making that culminated in "Evil Dead", a low-budget ($350,000) horror flick that, using frugal special effect tricks, cheap actors and a determined crew, managed to create what author Stephen King termed "the most ferociously original horror film of the year". The book is wildly funny at times and provides an excellent guide to any would-be film-makers on how to do more with less (ranging from the creation of a smoothly panning "vas-o-cam" (camera plus board plus vaseline equals smooth pan), to the best formula for fake blood).

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  • 1 - Eric Olsen

    May 21, 2003 at 10:44 am

    Cool Deano, I love that guy, glad to hear he has a good attitude about it all.

  • 2 - Temple Stark

    May 21, 2003 at 12:22 pm

    Still don't recognize the guy but I read the whole Deano review. Well-written. It's amazing how some people can turn quirkiness into muted fame. Or more.

    That's my goal :)

  • 3 - Cal Ulmann

    May 21, 2003 at 1:17 pm

    You forgot Brisco County Jr.!

  • 4 - visualsimplicity

    May 21, 2003 at 3:15 pm

    You also forgot to mention Jack of All Trades.

  • 5 - jadester48

    May 22, 2003 at 10:22 am

    Evil Dead 3 is one of the funniest films i've seen in my entire life. Everyone who likes films should see it.

  • 6 - jvask33zie

    Jul 30, 2006 at 1:53 am

    just finished watching brisco county and jack of all trades on dvd. to this day i still dont know what they were thinking when they cancelled those shows.

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