And the (1985) winners were...
- Blood: Four hundred thirty-five gallons (in George Romero's Day of the Dead)
- Breasts: 16 (in Hellhole)
- Beasts: Forty-five, "auditioning for Empty-V" (in Mad Max, Beyond Thunderdome)
For a different look at movies to rent or buy, see David Meyer's 100 Best Films to Rent You've Never Heard Of.
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Article comments
1 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
Nice one, Pat. i quite enjoy mr brigg's criticisms, and his tongue-in-cheek "redneck"-isms. The only book i have of his is Profoundly Disturbing, but, alas, barring some 1930's gems, he didn't really relate anything especially ground-breaking.
2 - DrPat
Joe Bob also has a B-Movie webring, with his blog (linked to his name in my post) at the "center."
3 - HW Saxton
Duke, You need to read "Joe Bob Goes To
The Drive-In" and continue on from there
should you be further interested. You'll
likely change your opinion of Joe Bob's
work. If "...Drive In" does not pull you
into his sway,then likely nothing will.
4 - SFC Ski
Joe Bob Briggs is the go-to critic for B-movies. Leave the Hollywood gloss to Roger Ebert, the drive-in belongs to Joe Bob.
5 - Doc
Didn't he used to give a rating on "Bimbo-fu" for films where women fought each other?
6 - DrPat
Killer bimbo fu. Monster fu. Midget fu. Spaghetti fu. Zombie fu. Double-barrel shotgun fu. Geisha bath fu. Sony Trinitron fu. Zipper fu. Hammer fu. Butcher-knife fu. Safeway fu. TV wrassling fu. Fat fu. Coke machine fu.
And that's just five movies...
7 - HW Saxton
Gun Fu,Car Fu,Knife Fu,Sword Fu,Pen Fu
(some flick where a guy gets a pen right
through the eye),Bomb Fu,Breast Fu(from
a Chesty Morgan movie)Saw Fu,To Fu(very
tasty in a Black Bean Sauce)Truck Fu,etc
etc etc... All Fu's are really from Joe
Bob Briggs reviews. No BS. Except the To
Fu.That's from Pin Kaow Palace,a Chinese
take out joint right around the corner
from me on 17th St & Decatur.
Joe Bob(nee John Bloom)was a serious and
respected film critic specializing in
mainly reviews of Foreign & "Art" movies
before he started reviewing the Drive In
flicks under the nom de plum J.B Briggs.
8 - DrPat
Joe Bob's letest foray into B-movie commentary has been providing a source of features for release of older movies on DVD. His web site ledes with a half-dozen or so current ones.
9 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
i keep meaning to pick up the region 2 special edition of I Spit On Your Grave, which has a Joe Bob commentary. One of these days.
And HW, i will seek that number out ASAP
10 - DrPat
My spouse just ran across a book in an antique store called "Snake Fights, Rabbit Fights and More" (Amazon 0590317202), which had a little label the store had put on it, Rabbit Fu for Children.
Damn! that Joe Bob gets around...
11 - HW Saxton
Ah ha!"I Spit On Your Grave" sez Duke De
Mondo. That there is likely Ms. Camille
Keatons finest moment.And her only.
Taking a bath with the girlfriend was
never quite the same after watching that
movie.
I've always wanted to make a movie about
life in an fast food restaurant called
"I Spit On Your Gravy".