Anytime anything goes wrong it's your own fault. You get sick with cancer, well it's because you're far too negative and so you're only getting what you deserve. You stay poor all your life only because you keep having nasty, poor thoughts – if you can't think positive rich thoughts well you don't deserve to be rich.
New Age teachings talk continually about energy, giving off positive and negative energy and how it affects your life. In Who Moved My Secret? we learn that all thoughts actually have energy and vibrations. "Every time we have a thought it vibrates at a certain frequency. Some thoughts only dogs can hear. God has thoughts that only George W. Bush can hear."
According to Mr. Gerard's theory this is how we can manifest anything we want. If we think about it hard enough we can achieve anything from obtaining fabulous wealth to causing somebody's head to blow up. Of course, if we have negative thoughts and vibrate to a negative pitch, bad things could happen to us and they'd be our own damn fault for having bad thoughts.
For those of you like me, who have grown tired of the inane promises made by everybody from television sales dudes to New Age Snake Oil salespeople, you will appreciate Who Moved My Secret? Not only does it poke fun at the recent best seller The Secret, it takes a swipe at the whole New Age movement with intelligence and humour.
I'm sure you'll be able to find Who Moved My Secret? in most bookstores... well, maybe not New Age ones. In any case, I can predict — without even having to consult my oracle --- that it will definitely put a smile on your face.
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