Book Review: The Lennon Prophecy - A New Examination of the Death Clues of the Beatles by Joseph Niezgoda

Alright, here's the book's premise, plain and simple: All those "Paul is dead" clues you've heard? Those were all actually about John. John prophesied his own death in 1980 at the hands of Mark David Chapman, and either consciously or subliminally implanted clues about it in every song he's written since "One After 909." Oh, and James Joyce and J.D. Salinger knew about it, too.

John had to die in 1980 because roughly twenty years before that he sold his soul to the devil for fame and fortune. Beyond all that, Mark David Chapman was created as a Rosemary's Baby-style emissary of the devil to fulfill the contract on John Lennon's soul, even before the soul-selling ever happened.

Niezgoda, whose byline calls him a "life-long Beatles fan, collector, and scholar," has written this fairly short paperback to list all the clues of the above situation, usually just in the form of commentary between quotes of other Beatles history books. For reasons that should be clear, any real Beatles fan will find this book either somewhat amusing or highly infuriating (much like Across the Universe, actually).

About the first half of the book reads like a simplistic history of the early Beatles and John Lennon's life, with only about one hilarious tie-in to the book's thesis per page. Let me give you a few examples:

"Epstein replied, 'It's all right, Mrs. Smith. I promise you, John will never suffer. He's the only important one. The others don't matter, but I'll always take care of John.' And now Niezgoda's commentary on the quote, "And that he did — almost as if it was his sole purpose in life." 

"Lennon had no answer [to the interviewers who asked why the band was so popular] — or no answer that he wanted to share. Others, at least metaphorically, began to allude to 'devilish' behavior."

That's the tone of the first half of the book, which can make for a laugh-a-minute if you're in the right mindset. It exhibits the kind of insanity that's just so fun to watch, much like a rabid monkey who's escaped from the zoo or Suze Orman.

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  • 1 - trick

    Nov 20, 2009 at 7:59 am

    John Lennon said that the songs came to him by magic. Now that the magic was gone, he couldn't write a hit if he wanted to. He knew other artists that sold their souls and went insane because the magic left them and they couldn't stand it. He didn't try to fight it, he knew he couldn't write his songs anymore, and vowed he would not go insane worrying about it. He had got the magic and it was over for him. These are basically the words he used to describe his involvement with magic

  • 2 - Abigael

    Nov 27, 2009 at 2:56 am

    Wow! This Blog is great. Just like Kim Clement. Kim Clement is an expression that has defined “the prophet” for the modern era. This has made his journey unique; a journey that has taken his inspired message to schools and colleges, churches and synagogues, alleyways and prison cells. Kim’s prophetic gift is a magnet that has drawn a broad audience, as he has whispered to kings and inspired prisoners, his path through life continues to be an exciting adventure.

    Abigail

  • 3 - NickRhodes

    Jan 13, 2010 at 10:30 pm

    I pooped my pants just now

  • 4 - James Cochrane

    Jun 06, 2010 at 4:25 am

    Wow. What a crazy book. I am glad I read your review and have decided not to waste my time. I had been somewhat curious about the book since it was released and thought about picking it up. But why support a whacky thesis? Thanks for the review.

    Jim

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