Book Review: I Killed - Compiled by Ritch Shydner and Mark Schiff

I Killed is a great book for fans of stand-up comedy - not the performers, but the endeavor itself. Veteran comics Ritch Shydner and Mark Schiff have compiled war stories about life in the trenches over the past four decades as these men and women, these traveling salesman of mirth, ventured town to town, show to show, wherever and whenever an opportunity to make a buck and tell a joke took them. Similar to 2005’s The Aristocrats, outsiders are provided a glimpse into their world without the need of a secret handshake or knowing a member of The Friars Club.

They all started as unknowns and some remained that way. For every household name like Jerry Seinfeld, there’s a lesser known like Barry Marder. For every old-timer like Shelley Berman and Phyllis Diller, there’s an up-and-comer like Ralphie May and Lisa Lampanelli. Yet, the level of fame and talent has no impact on the tales told. Comedians I had never heard of before revealed some of the funniest misadventures.

There are great laughs before the comic even hits the stage. Chrissy Burns had to go on after the coroner removed a man from the audience. Kevin Pollack was introduced after the announcement that there was no more Thousand Island dressing. The Sklar Brothers went back to play their hometown, and a drunken female heckler called them “fags” at the mention that they were from Los Angeles.

The road is a compelling place. No matter where it leads, all the same vices are found. Chris Rock experienced group sex with prostitutes, though he didn’t realize they were working until they showed up back at his room at three in the morning. Jay Leno tied up a girl and forgot about her.

Just as often, the sex is unwanted. Rusty Warren had to deal with a club manager who whipped out a “dead-looking mole,” and Dennis Blair heard that his mother gave George Carlin a blowjob in the dressing room. The best advice on how to deal with sex on the road came from Bob Hope who said, “Don’t fuck the waitresses.”

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