American Perversity

It has to be said: American Perversity, by William Bradford Borden, is a perversely odd little book, refusing easy categorization or labeling. Bradford originally wrote the essays that comprise the book longhand in a series of journals, and his musings on "Sex, Politics, and Religion" American-style are resolutely the stream-of-consciousness, caffeine-fueled ramblings of an independent thinker. Some of his thoughts are bold and powerful, while others seem somewhat self-absorbed and pedantic. But through it all he achieves a cathartic purge of all the disconnected and yet interconnected thoughts and beliefs that shape his perspectives, and ultimately his world.

As he begins, in his introduction:

What are the three things that one should not discuss in public to avoid confrontation? What are the three things that people hold so personal that they are willing to kill and die for them? If you answered sex, politics and religion, you're right.

Sex, politics and religion, although highly controversial are also the three most personal, and hence, most interesting topics to discuss. Discussions of these topics scares many people. Does it scare you, bother you or annoy you? Do you search within?

My intention with this book is to employ the Socratic dialogue that, in essence, says that the questions we ask of others and ourselves are ultimately more important than the answers. My goal is to continually question things, peel away the layers and tear down the walls. I also hope to question some of your realities.

That is, it must be said, something of a tall order and a daunting challenge. And Borden's musings are frequently so personal that I'm not certain whose realities he is actually questioning. But nonetheless, it is interesting to follow him as he chases rabbits down holes and out into whatever Wonderland that occupies his momentary attention.

He begins with sex, a topic many might suggest is also the ending, but well, it's his book and he can organize it as he wishes. His homage to Hugh Hefner becomes an exploration of his own sexual revolution, his narrative cast adrift in some sort of Vonnegut-like diversion as he ponders the merits of bidets:

I wonder if the White House bathrooms have bidets. I think it's absurd that we don't have more bidets in America. Many Americans have never seen a bidet. The Italians and French use bidets and their women are known for their freshness, their allure, and their culinary delights. I wonder if Bridget Bardot's bidet is used every day. Maybe, to bring the wonderful French back into favor, we could have a National Bidet Day. The French know the value of health, of wine, of fine dishes – especially the fresh fish, cleansed and prepared property, ready to be savored, consumed and devoured.

His riff on Jennifer Lopez (who "could have been a Playboy bunny, for few women are blessed with such a shapely shape, a shape for sex, for movement, for grandeur," notwithstanding that many wonder how much of the original shape remains) becomes a eulogy for a young Latin girl who committed suicide. It is here that his drifty prose is perhaps most effective, if only because of the emotional punch of his story, as he describes this fifteen year old girl, the things she wrote in his class, and his subsequent encounters with her parents.

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  • 1 - Eric Olsen

    Aug 18, 2004 at 12:16 pm

    great review Bill, thanks! Sometimes the stream of consciousness is worth swimming

  • 2 - Mark Saleski

    Aug 18, 2004 at 1:47 pm

    dang, there is just TOO much good stuff coming out.

    i might have to get rid of some of my other stuff to make room.

  • 3 - Eric Olsen

    Aug 18, 2004 at 2:22 pm

    accumulator

  • 4 - Mark Saleski

    Aug 18, 2004 at 2:25 pm

    hey, i'm not the one with 25,000 cd's (or some such crazy number)

  • 5 - Eric Olsen

    Aug 18, 2004 at 2:26 pm

    okay kettle

  • 6 - Mark Saleski

    Aug 18, 2004 at 2:30 pm

    look, tom johnson called it the "Rack of Doom"...not ME!

    ;-)

  • 7 - Lauren

    Aug 20, 2004 at 3:01 pm

    Thanks so much for reviewing this book Blogcritics...It is such a great thing you do by covering all types of books, cd's etc...and letting us know they exist...

  • 8 - Eric Olsen

    Aug 20, 2004 at 3:09 pm

    thank YOU Lauren, thanks for finding us

  • 9 - Sally S.

    Aug 20, 2004 at 4:21 pm

    This is a great book... like Michael
    Moore, we need more people out there voicing in opinion - Sex, politics and religion seem to be hard topics for American's to discuss... WHY? What are we afraid of? Perhaps it's because we're afraid that what we have been told is not true!!!

  • 10 - Bruce

    Aug 20, 2004 at 6:06 pm

    It is nice to know that poeple still get to voice their opinions. Whether you agree or not on Mr Borden's views, he has a right to express them and I am glad that he did them in this book.

  • 11 - Karen

    Aug 30, 2004 at 12:20 pm

    Book sounds most interesting. I will go
    out to get it. I like freedom of speech and of ideas. No matter what people should be able to express themselves.

  • 12 - Thomas

    Apr 18, 2006 at 2:49 am

    you need to buy this book

  • 13 - Joanna A.

    Nov 03, 2006 at 10:48 pm

    That man is far from being a hippy. Judging from the excerpts posted on this review, his book sounds just like his classroom lectures: a never-ending chain of thoughts which leave the audience perplexed. At least that is that way I see it. The man, I must admit, is very, very intriguing and congenial, but I wish his thoughts were more organised.

    I'm still to read all of his book, which I have shamefully neglected to purchase for more than two years, since it is forbidden for us to read according to him.

    And the original cover of this book was the Borden himself in an athletic uniform being kissed on the cheeks by two women which he embraced in each arm, if that is of any interest.

  • 14 - Cesar Moreno

    Nov 19, 2008 at 1:37 am

    Haha nice summary man, i like how your image of him is as some sort of hippie, hes actually a really health nut who i guess u could say is a hippie on the inside but on the outside he looks like a typical superfit marine, he was my high school english teacher , best teacher ever

  • 15 - Cesar Moreno

    Nov 19, 2008 at 1:39 am

    oi, and in no way does my spelling and grammar reflect his english teaching abilities,watever bordens a pimp

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