5 Word Story: Harry Potter - Comments Page 3

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  • 76 - spice

    Aug 08, 2005 at 6:30 pm

    son, harry, and would like

  • 77 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Aug 08, 2005 at 6:30 pm

    knowledge of obscure Oi records

  • 78 - mona

    Aug 08, 2005 at 6:31 pm

    your death eater friend, malfoy

  • 79 - spice

    Aug 08, 2005 at 6:33 pm

    so that we could make

  • 80 - harry

    Aug 08, 2005 at 6:33 pm

    love to each other in

  • 81 - mona

    Aug 08, 2005 at 6:34 pm

    in the ministry of magic

  • 82 - Aaman

    Aug 08, 2005 at 6:40 pm

    serenaded by a cabal of

  • 83 - Eric Berlin

    Aug 08, 2005 at 6:40 pm

    whilst Skrewdriver songs of yore

  • 84 - harry

    Aug 08, 2005 at 6:45 pm

    mama is a whore who

  • 85 - mona

    Aug 08, 2005 at 6:46 pm

    loves blast-ended skrewts for

  • 86 - spice

    Aug 08, 2005 at 6:47 pm

    dessert with a side of

  • 87 - Victor Lana

    Aug 08, 2005 at 6:55 pm

    Hagrid hot and so sweaty

  • 88 - Eric Berlin

    Aug 08, 2005 at 7:02 pm

    [Time Out: That might be the most disturbing five words I've ever read!!!

    Okay proceed... if you must...]

  • 89 - Temple Stark

    Aug 08, 2005 at 7:03 pm

    Okay proceed... if you must

  • 90 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Aug 08, 2005 at 7:29 pm

    Potter cursed the online spoilers

  • 91 - Eric Berlin

    Aug 08, 2005 at 7:32 pm

    as Filch spied midnight toilers

  • 92 - mona

    Aug 08, 2005 at 7:39 pm

    and snape appeared in boilers

  • 93 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Aug 08, 2005 at 7:39 pm

    busy making headcheese out of

  • 94 - Aaman

    Aug 08, 2005 at 8:46 pm

    Giant Steroid-fed meaty broilers

  • 95 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Aug 08, 2005 at 8:56 pm

    , each of whom had seventeen

  • 96 - Natalie Davis

    Aug 08, 2005 at 8:56 pm

    that were Colonel Sanders' horcruxes.

  • 97 - Aaman

    Aug 08, 2005 at 9:10 pm

    At which point Hermione confessed

  • 98 - Eric Berlin

    Aug 08, 2005 at 10:02 pm

    and the walls slowly bled

  • 99 - david

    Aug 09, 2005 at 4:48 am

    from were hermiony had,had

  • 100 - Victor Lana

    Aug 09, 2005 at 7:17 am

    Her first kiss with Ron

  • 101 - Eric Olsen

    Aug 09, 2005 at 7:23 am

    casting grave doubt upon the

  • 102 - jonny piama

    Aug 09, 2005 at 7:42 am

    legitimacy of potter's relationship with

  • 103 - jonny piama

    Aug 09, 2005 at 7:42 am

    legitimacy of potter's relationship with

  • 104 - with karate ill kik ur ass

    Aug 09, 2005 at 7:42 am

    the price of AD's

  • 105 - Widom Beyond My Years

    Aug 09, 2005 at 7:47 am

    earwax on the open market that

  • 106 - with karate ill kik ur ass

    Aug 09, 2005 at 7:56 am

    could coz deadly

  • 107 - Natalie Bennett

    Aug 09, 2005 at 8:01 am

    outbreaks of pink shirts that

  • 108 - Wisdom Beyond My Years

    Aug 09, 2005 at 8:05 am

    mrs weasley knited useing

  • 109 - Natalie Bennett

    Aug 09, 2005 at 8:06 am

    some unusually dangerous gnomes. They

  • 110 - with karate ill kik ur ass

    Aug 09, 2005 at 8:10 am

    can only be defeated by

  • 111 - Natalie Bennett

    Aug 09, 2005 at 8:14 am

    a coalition of hippogriffs, aided

  • 112 - Wisdom Beyond My Years

    Aug 09, 2005 at 8:18 am

    by one big fat

  • 113 - Eric Olsen

    Aug 09, 2005 at 8:45 am

    sorcerer's stone, unfortunately unavailable this

  • 114 - Aaman

    Aug 09, 2005 at 9:33 am

    side of the Pecos

  • 115 - Lisa McKay

    Aug 09, 2005 at 9:43 am

    except on alternate Tuesdays

  • 116 - Phillip Winn

    Aug 09, 2005 at 10:07 am

    in leap-year Februarys. Ron

  • 117 - Natalie Bennett

    Aug 09, 2005 at 10:17 am

    fell off his broom and

  • 118 - Aaman

    Aug 09, 2005 at 10:18 am

    picked up Voldemort's wand, which

  • 119 - Jeff

    Aug 09, 2005 at 10:21 am

    was actually made from the

  • 120 - Lisa McKay

    Aug 09, 2005 at 10:22 am

    nosehairs of an Angora goat

  • 121 - Phillip Winn

    Aug 09, 2005 at 10:40 am

    that had been fed only

  • 122 - Aaman

    Aug 09, 2005 at 10:41 am

    guano from Dumbledore's phoenix, which

  • 123 - ss

    Aug 09, 2005 at 10:52 am

    slowly fellated Gary oldman's oily

  • 124 - with karate ill kik ur ass

    Aug 09, 2005 at 10:59 am

    crisps that felt very

  • 125 - Aaman

    Aug 09, 2005 at 11:00 am

    tasty, and then McGonagall said

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