5 Word Story: Harry Potter - Comments Page 2

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  • 26 - james

    Aug 08, 2005 at 12:55 pm

    badger it must of been from hufflepuff

  • 27 - david

    Aug 08, 2005 at 12:57 pm

    voldermort and harry started a mighty

  • 28 - Aaman

    Aug 08, 2005 at 12:58 pm

    chest-fight, joined by Hagrid

  • 29 - david

    Aug 08, 2005 at 12:58 pm

    evry game that was lost

  • 30 - james

    Aug 08, 2005 at 12:59 pm

    they had to stip of

  • 31 - david

    Aug 08, 2005 at 1:01 pm

    an item of clothing. harry

  • 32 - Aaman

    Aug 08, 2005 at 1:02 pm

    pulled off his tartan socks

  • 33 - david

    Aug 08, 2005 at 1:13 pm

    which he got from mother care

  • 34 - Shark

    Aug 08, 2005 at 1:23 pm

    because reading made him suicidal.

  • 35 - Aaman

    Aug 08, 2005 at 1:27 pm

    Voldemort pulled off his purple

  • 36 - bhw

    Aug 08, 2005 at 1:29 pm

    penis, scaring Harry so much

  • 37 - Aaman

    Aug 08, 2005 at 1:33 pm

    because it was removable, so

  • 38 - Lisa McKay

    Aug 08, 2005 at 1:39 pm

    Harry waved his own wand

  • 39 - Eric Olsen

    Aug 08, 2005 at 1:42 pm

    conjuring King Missile, who sang

  • 40 - Mark Sahm

    Aug 08, 2005 at 1:45 pm

    about being detachable. Voldemort then

  • 41 - -E

    Aug 08, 2005 at 1:45 pm

    to ensure his own would

  • 42 - Aaman

    Aug 08, 2005 at 1:47 pm

    sprung the smelly curse on

  • 43 - Eric Olsen

    Aug 08, 2005 at 1:49 pm

    all the males of Hogwarts

  • 44 - Aaman

    Aug 08, 2005 at 1:50 pm

    at the same time as

  • 45 - Phillip Winn

    Aug 08, 2005 at 2:00 pm

    Hermoine developed a sinus headache

  • 46 - Eric Olsen

    Aug 08, 2005 at 2:04 pm

    probably from a free-floating

  • 47 - Natalie Davis

    Aug 08, 2005 at 2:19 pm

    neophyte's cruciatus curse cast recklessly

  • 48 - Aaman

    Aug 08, 2005 at 2:19 pm

    virus spread by that slut

  • 49 - Lisa McKay

    Aug 08, 2005 at 2:20 pm

    or perhaps just the dampness

  • 50 - Aaman

    Aug 08, 2005 at 2:50 pm

    caused by two muggles in

  • 51 - Eric Olsen

    Aug 08, 2005 at 2:56 pm

    the heat of nasal sex

  • 52 - bhw

    Aug 08, 2005 at 2:58 pm

    and all its gooey goodness

  • 53 - Eric Olsen

    Aug 08, 2005 at 3:00 pm

    erupted volcanically, blanketing the countryside

  • 54 - Aaman

    Aug 08, 2005 at 3:00 pm

    Luckily Tesco carried wipes, so

  • 55 - jadester

    Aug 08, 2005 at 3:11 pm

    some goo was collected for

  • 56 - The Man

    Aug 08, 2005 at 3:24 pm

    Madam Pomfrey's mucus research, which

  • 57 - Eric Olsen

    Aug 08, 2005 at 3:57 pm

    snoopy Hermione couldn't keep her

  • 58 - The Man

    Aug 08, 2005 at 3:59 pm

    paws off of, so she

  • 59 - Eric Olsen

    Aug 08, 2005 at 4:01 pm

    got that bloody headache, and

  • 60 - The Man

    Aug 08, 2005 at 4:04 pm

    smashed the research data, ending

  • 61 - Eric Olsen

    Aug 08, 2005 at 4:05 pm

    any hopes of averting a

  • 62 - The Man

    Aug 08, 2005 at 4:06 pm

    pre-sneezing itchless spray, which

  • 63 - Natalie Davis

    Aug 08, 2005 at 4:14 pm

    would chase the dementors away.

  • 64 - Dawn

    Aug 08, 2005 at 4:27 pm

    Snape, sodden and sad appeared

  • 65 - swingingpuss

    Aug 08, 2005 at 4:52 pm

    evidently smelling of freshly spilled

  • 66 - Eric Berlin

    Aug 08, 2005 at 4:54 pm

    maggot-rodent asparagus-inspired soup

  • 67 - Lisa McKay

    Aug 08, 2005 at 4:55 pm

    hair oil, and then he

  • 68 - Aaman

    Aug 08, 2005 at 5:03 pm

    separated Harry and Voldemort, saying

  • 69 - Eric Berlin

    Aug 08, 2005 at 5:16 pm

    "Lest you think that I

  • 70 - Phillip Winn

    Aug 08, 2005 at 5:28 pm

    had anything to do with

  • 71 - Eric Berlin

    Aug 08, 2005 at 5:32 pm

    the meddling and increasingly petulant

  • 72 - Aaman

    Aug 08, 2005 at 5:41 pm

    cat-fighting between Ginny and Hermione,

  • 73 - Dawn

    Aug 08, 2005 at 6:20 pm

    I am totally gay, man.

  • 74 - Eric Berlin

    Aug 08, 2005 at 6:22 pm

    "Gay? As in happy or

  • 75 - mona

    Aug 08, 2005 at 6:26 pm

    am in love with your

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