5 Word Story: Harry Potter - Comments Page 17

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• 776 - Alienboy

  Oct 11, 2005 at 12:50 pm

  just remind everybody that this

• 777 - DrPat

  Oct 11, 2005 at 8:54 pm

  Halloween costume is not quite

• 778 - Victor Lana

  Oct 11, 2005 at 10:22 pm

  appropriate for the PG-13 crowd!

• 779 - DrPat

  Oct 12, 2005 at 1:20 am

  Although I do think I

• 780 - Larry

  Oct 12, 2005 at 6:44 am

  can make a better sentence

• 781 - with karate ill kik ur ass

  Oct 12, 2005 at 7:21 am

  so what do you think?" he pulled

• 782 - david

  Oct 12, 2005 at 2:13 pm

  of the big pink penis and
  

• 783 - with karate ill kik ur ass

  Oct 12, 2005 at 2:25 pm

  gazed into the unicorns eyes till

• 784 - Victor Lana

  Oct 12, 2005 at 10:32 pm

  its irises became murky pools

• 785 - david

  Oct 14, 2005 at 1:09 pm

  "do u want some eyedrops" said

• 786 - with karate ill kik ur ass

  Oct 15, 2005 at 2:20 pm

  snape who was smoking a joint. " why

• 787 - DrPat

  Oct 15, 2005 at 3:01 pm

  are your eyes milky, anyway?"

• 788 - david

  Oct 16, 2005 at 5:10 am

  "my wife was sick on my face"

• 789 - with karate ill kik ur ass

  Oct 16, 2005 at 10:29 am

  " and u think that looks

• 790 - Victor Lana

  Oct 16, 2005 at 3:47 pm

  bad, you should see my wife."

• 791 - DrPat

  Oct 16, 2005 at 4:30 pm

  Snape paused. "Okay, that makes

• 792 - with karate ill kik ur ass

  Oct 17, 2005 at 11:30 am

  a good baked potato, which

• 793 - jane

  Oct 18, 2005 at 4:58 am

  is shaped like a wand but

• 794 - david

  Oct 18, 2005 at 2:21 pm

  vibrates like a dildo
  

• 795 - Victor Lana

  Oct 18, 2005 at 10:03 pm

  But Mrs. Potato Head said

• 796 - with karate ill kik ur ass

  Oct 19, 2005 at 5:11 am

  "stop acting like a dildo you will

• 797 - jane

  Oct 20, 2005 at 11:58 am

  never make quiditch captain and

• 798 - david

  Oct 20, 2005 at 12:26 pm

  unless u read 10 porn mags
  

• 799 - with karate ill kik ur ass

  Oct 20, 2005 at 12:42 pm

  you just might die!!" harry stared at him but

• 800 - Victor Lana

  Oct 20, 2005 at 7:01 pm

  kept picturing Hagrid in a thong.

• 801 - with karate ill kik ur ass

  Oct 21, 2005 at 10:26 am

  he shuddered then took out

• 802 - DrPat

  Oct 21, 2005 at 9:08 pm

  a tiny harmonica and began

• 803 - Victor Lana

  Oct 21, 2005 at 10:01 pm

  "Oh Susanna" because he had...

• 804 - david

  Oct 22, 2005 at 11:52 am

  a crush on hagrids mum

• 805 - with karate ill kik ur ass

  Oct 22, 2005 at 1:05 pm

  that was slightly unnatural

• 806 - david

  Oct 22, 2005 at 3:34 pm

  for harry anywayand his

• 807 - Victor Lana

  Oct 22, 2005 at 4:54 pm

  proclivity for red-haired fellow students!

• 808 - david

  Oct 23, 2005 at 6:15 am

  especaly ron who was

• 809 - with karate ill kik ur ass

  Oct 23, 2005 at 1:13 pm

  trying to think wat proclivity was so

• 810 - Victor Lana

  Oct 23, 2005 at 3:33 pm

  he opened his pocket dictionary

• 811 - DrPat

  Oct 23, 2005 at 8:55 pm

  but misread it as "prostitute,"

• 812 - Justin

  Oct 23, 2005 at 9:20 pm

  omg

• 813 - david

  Oct 24, 2005 at 2:56 pm

  harry gave ron all his money.
  
  (aside Comment 468 posted by DrPat on August 28, 2005 05:15 PM:
  ASIDE: David, please limit yourself to 5 words, no more!
  
  (Not part of the 5-word story, excuse please!) there are other people doing it as well so dont just direct it at me thank u for ackologing
  
  
  
  

• 814 - luigi

  Oct 24, 2005 at 2:58 pm

  got in bed with ron
  (aside david has a good point DrPat)

• 815 - with karate ill kik ur ass

  Oct 24, 2005 at 4:10 pm

  and started to massage

• 816 - Victor Lana

  Oct 25, 2005 at 10:21 pm

  his quivering adolescent wand

• 817 - david

  Oct 27, 2005 at 7:29 am

  "harry harry" ron was screaming
  

• 818 - with karate ill kik ur ass

  Oct 28, 2005 at 1:50 pm

  " what? don't u like it?" said harry

• 819 - Larry

  Oct 29, 2005 at 6:07 am

  "It's not thewand it's your

• 820 - Jdub

  Oct 30, 2005 at 7:53 pm

  jew gold I want, so

• 821 - with karate ill kik ur ass

  Oct 31, 2005 at 2:41 am

  so budge over you big

• 822 - david

  Nov 01, 2005 at 8:19 am

  banna and give me it

• 823 - reggie

  Nov 21, 2005 at 4:51 pm

  or else i will make you

• 824 - Larry

  Jan 22, 2006 at 4:52 am

  Suck my hairy left egg!

• 825 - reggie von woic

  Jan 26, 2006 at 12:29 pm

  " "Here you go then", said