What is a five word story? A collaboration between multiple writers who write a story five words at a time.
The rules are simple: Anybody who wishes may post five words to continute the story, but nobody may post twice in a row. It takes at least two people to move a five word story along.
A Blogcritics.org commenter I call "Karate" started this idea, and to make sure it doesn't get lost, I'm consolidating the story so far here, so it can be continued ad infinitum—or as long as people have the energy to do so.
As Karate phrased the rules:
1)only 5 or so words2)nothing TOO rude ( the ruder they are the funnier, but u will probibly get kiked of the site so i suggest u don't)
3) anything can happen, its every1's story, so be creative.
4) try not to end a sentence with a full stop.
And here was the beginning:
| with karate ill kik ur ass: | harry potter can't see..... |
| mona: | without his ugly glasses which |
| with karate ill kik ur ass: | hav got herminone's |
| david: | luck inside them he also |
| with karate ill kik ur ass: | had a dog called |
| david: | ron which was red and |
| with karate ill kik ur ass: | crapy but he still |
| david: | was an animagus. his true |
| with karate ill kik ur ass: | father was Lord Voldemort so |
| david: | he was the heir of |
| with karate ill kik ur ass: | tesco's down the street, |
| david: | which was the biggest store |
| with karate ill kik ur ass: | lupin had ever stepped on because |
And it continues in the comments...
To avoid disrupting the story here, please direct comments and questions (anything that isn't a five-word continuation to the story) to the open thread where this started. Thanks.
Update: When two people post a continuation at nearly the same time, the next contributor can choose which of the two to continue. Once one has been chosen, the other should be ignored.
Article comments
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Lupin had an overflow error2 - Victor Lana
Snipe only shops at Wal-Mart
3 - Aaman
and thus he was safe
4 - Victor Plenty
from the heir of the dog
5 - Mark Sahm
until he met a crazy
6 - Aaman
wizard on Cortisone who was7 - Phillip Winn
Tesco's manager who bit his
8 - Aaman
wand which caused Hermione to
9 - Victor Plenty
misread the recipe for Ron's
10 - Mark Sahm
cosmic love potion that makes
11 - Victor Plenty
men immune to veela. Then,
12 - Aaman
Voldemort appeared grinning deviantly from
13 - Eric Olsen
between the legs of the
14 - david
his girl friend who was
15 - Dawn
startled Crookshanks who had a16 - Eric Olsen
cheating with the Whomping Willow
17 - Aaman
then JKR put her pen
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no one needed to know that19 - david
in the ink and continued writing
20 - Eric Olsen
dodging thrusts from the Willow
21 - david
then lying on the floor
22 - Aaman
Just then Hogwarts' bell rang
23 - kake
from voldemorts pocket was a
24 - david
was a horcrux which was
25 - Aaman
the crux of the horn