What is a five word story? A collaboration between multiple writers who write a story five words at a time.
The rules are simple: Anybody who wishes may post five words to continute the story, but nobody may post twice in a row. It takes at least two people to move a five word story along.
A Blogcritics.org commenter I call "Karate" started this idea, and to make sure it doesn't get lost, I'm consolidating the story so far here, so it can be continued ad infinitum — or as long as people have the energy to do so.
As Karate phrased the rules:
1)only 5 or so words2)nothing TOO rude ( the ruder they are the funnier, but u will probibly get kiked of the site so i suggest u don't)
3) anything can happen, its every1's story, so be creative.
4) try not to end a sentence with a full stop.
And here was the beginning:
| with karate ill kik ur ass: | harry potter can't see..... |
| mona: | without his ugly glasses which |
| with karate ill kik ur ass: | hav got herminone's |
| david: | luck inside them he also |
| with karate ill kik ur ass: | had a dog called |
| david: | ron which was red and |
| with karate ill kik ur ass: | crapy but he still |
| david: | was an animagus. his true |
| with karate ill kik ur ass: | father was Lord Voldemort so |
| david: | he was the heir of |
| with karate ill kik ur ass: | tesco's down the street, |
| david: | which was the biggest store |
| with karate ill kik ur ass: | lupin had ever stepped on because |
And it continues in the comments...
To avoid disrupting the story here, please direct comments and questions (anything that isn't a five-word continuation to the story) to the open thread where this started. Thanks.
Update: When two people post a continuation at nearly the same time, the next contributor can choose which of the two to continue. Once one has been chosen, the other should be ignored.
Article comments
— go to most recent comments1 - Aaman
Lupin had an overflow error2 - Victor Lana
Snipe only shops at Wal-Mart
3 - Aaman
and thus he was safe
4 - Victor Plenty
from the heir of the dog
5 - Mark Sahm
until he met a crazy
6 - Aaman
wizard on Cortisone who was7 - Phillip Winn
Tesco's manager who bit his
8 - Aaman
wand which caused Hermione to
9 - Victor Plenty
misread the recipe for Ron's
10 - Mark Sahm
cosmic love potion that makes
11 - Victor Plenty
men immune to veela. Then,
12 - Aaman
Voldemort appeared grinning deviantly from
13 - Eric Olsen
between the legs of the
14 - david
his girl friend who was
15 - Dawn
startled Crookshanks who had a16 - Eric Olsen
cheating with the Whomping Willow
17 - Aaman
then JKR put her pen
18 - crocbite
no one needed to know that19 - david
in the ink and continued writing
20 - Eric Olsen
dodging thrusts from the Willow
21 - david
then lying on the floor
22 - Aaman
Just then Hogwarts' bell rang
23 - kake
from voldemorts pocket was a
24 - david
was a horcrux which was
25 - Aaman
the crux of the horn