What is a five word story? A collaboration between multiple writers who write a story five words at a time.
The rules are simple: Anybody who wishes may post five words to continute the story, but nobody may post twice in a row. It takes at least two people to move a five word story along.
A Blogcritics.org commenter I call "Karate" started this idea, and to make sure it doesn't get lost, I'm consolidating the story so far here, so it can be continued ad infinitum — or as long as people have the energy to do so.
As Karate phrased the rules:
1)only 5 or so words
2)nothing TOO rude ( the ruder they are the funnier, but u will probibly get kiked of the site so i suggest u don't)
3) anything can happen, its every1's story, so be creative.
4) try not to end a sentence with a full stop.
And here was the beginning:
|with karate ill kik ur ass:||harry potter can't see.....|
|mona:||without his ugly glasses which|
|with karate ill kik ur ass:||hav got herminone's|
|david:||luck inside them he also|
|with karate ill kik ur ass:||had a dog called|
|david:||ron which was red and|
|with karate ill kik ur ass:||crapy but he still|
|david:||was an animagus. his true|
|with karate ill kik ur ass:||father was Lord Voldemort so|
|david:||he was the heir of|
|with karate ill kik ur ass:||tesco's down the street,|
|david:||which was the biggest store|
|with karate ill kik ur ass:||lupin had ever stepped on because|
And it continues in the comments...
To avoid disrupting the story here, please direct comments and questions (anything that isn't a five-word continuation to the story) to the open thread where this started. Thanks.
Update: When two people post a continuation at nearly the same time, the next contributor can choose which of the two to continue. Once one has been chosen, the other should be ignored.